… Republicans are orderly and polite, Democrats are like fat German businessmen pretending they’re acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues…
The way to tell Republicans from Democrats at the store is…
…Republicans see aisles full of products available because free men decided to work hard to provide them. Democrats see aisles full of the results of exploitation and greed.
Democrats demand to see the manager for not getting their Coconutmilk Cascara Latte with Starbucks Blonde….. at the hardware store.
… Republicans pay in cash, Democrats prefer to loot…
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Republicans buy what they need or want.
Democrats make a list of what they want, to grab during looting at the next Antifa protest.
…ask yourself why you’re in a store that markets both democrats and Republicans.
The way to tell Republicans from Democrats at the store is…
Republicans don’t shout in people’s faces during the business.
…yell: “HEY, KAREN!”, really loudly.
That’s it, I demand to speak to your manager!
Yes?
The way to tell Republicans from Democrats at the store is…
Republicans purchase Basil, not Basil.
…make sure you are wearing your MAGA hat. They’ll self sort.
… Republicans are orderly and polite, Democrats are like fat German businessmen pretending they’re acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues…
The way to tell Republicans from Democrats at the store is…
…Republicans see aisles full of products available because free men decided to work hard to provide them. Democrats see aisles full of the results of exploitation and greed.
The way to tell Republicans from Democrats at the store is…
Republicans aren’t offended when a stranger asks for assistance getting something from the top shelf.
The way to tell Republicans from Democrats at the store is…
You can always tell members of “the party of science” because they demand all products to be GMO-free.
~~~~~ Extra helping.
Including salt
…All the Democrats have already been bought.
…Burst out with the National Anthem and see who kneels.
…A phone, two liter soda, and a canned ham stuffed in a pair of overstretched yoga pants is often a clue.
…Democrats will be in the dairy aisle accusing all the milk of being racist because of white privilege.
… usually written on the packaging, as long as you’re buying a reputable brand.
… is easier right now when most or all democrats are too terrified of the black-death-‘rona to even enter the store in the first place.
Look at the sign outside, Starbucks and Whole Foods will be full of democrats, while your local Chick-Fila and gunstore tend to be hippy-free.
At a regular grocery store, dems congregate at the gluten-free and organic sections.
…you won’t find democrats in the personal hygiene aisle.
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