Wait a second, I think I saw something about that in a documentary once. The baby born in that other manger was called something like Brad, or Ryan, something like that, (it has been a while since I watched it.) But they did manage to figure out the mistake and go to the right manger.
The top 40 singers at the time rode with them, each singing their most popular song, a particular favorite being from a young Maria Muldaur.
Whenever they stopped for a restroom break and to buy a cold Big Goat Milk, the proprietor always spoke with a foreign accent.
They all agreed that wise men probably wouldn’t have gotten camel-jacked in both Sodom and Gomorrah. But at least they got see Otis Dei and The Knights perform twice.
… it took them so long to get there because they stubbornly refused to ask for directions…
… riding on camels made it easier for others to maintain proper social distancing – I mean, the smell…
… they were originally just looking for a fourth for Bridge, but one thing led to another…
…. there was less frankincense and myrrh in the boxes than what they started out with, but they REALLY enjoyed the night sky…
When they got to the Herod Thruway, one of them had to ride back and get a s**t load of shekels.
. . . the story about the rubber cigars was fake news
…they were sort of a “fly by night” group.
…they did not realize how much the world hates a wise guy.
…they were the inspiration for the Three Stooges.
They were almost late to the party. Reason? Casbah Sushi.
Happy Thanksgiving Y’all…..
…they had to make a stop over at Mount Doom to throw a ring into it for some hobbit friends of theirs.
The Three Wise Men had probably set out on their journey by now. One untold story about them is…
what happened when the stopped at the Strip Club.
Courtesy of Mojo Nixon.
The Three Wise Men had probably set out on their journey by now. One untold story about them is…
better left untold. Seriously.
The Three Wise Men had probably set out on their journey by now. One untold story about them is…
they weren’t all men.
Hollywood is working on the gender swap reboot as we speak.
The Three Wise Men had probably set out on their journey by now. One untold story about them is…
went to the wrong manger.
The Passion of the Christ Prequel: Manger Danger!
Wait a second, I think I saw something about that in a documentary once. The baby born in that other manger was called something like Brad, or Ryan, something like that, (it has been a while since I watched it.) But they did manage to figure out the mistake and go to the right manger.
Roderick? I know his name had an “r” in it.
A “W”.
The Three Wise Men had probably set out on their journey by now. One untold story about them is…
…how the camel they called “Harris” managed to get the gig.
And to this day, camels are known for spitting.
You were all thinking it admit it
I was.
…by the time they arrived the dromedaries were not the only humped animals in the caravan.
Well…it did take place in the Middle East.
RBG was one of the camel tenders.
RGB was one of Herod’s advisors at the time. Who do you think came up with that “slaughter of the innocents” plan?
Betty White gave them water on the way back.
The Three Wise Men had probably set out on their journey by now. One untold story about them is…
…How (after the journey) the Wise Man called Epstein didn’t kill himself.
The top 40 singers at the time rode with them, each singing their most popular song, a particular favorite being from a young Maria Muldaur.
Whenever they stopped for a restroom break and to buy a cold Big Goat Milk, the proprietor always spoke with a foreign accent.
They all agreed that wise men probably wouldn’t have gotten camel-jacked in both Sodom and Gomorrah. But at least they got see Otis Dei and The Knights perform twice.