Democrats: “No one saw her take the subway. There’s no evidence. Thus, she won the marathon.”
Or:
The Jeffrey Epstein Election
Democrats: “It was the most secure facility in American history. Thus, he committed suicide.”
Or:
The Chicago White Sox Election
Democrats: “Safeguards were in place . . . “
So, in 2016, when Barack Obama was in charge of securing the elections, the Russians hacked it and engineered Trump’s illegitimate victory.
But in 2020, when Trump was in charge of securing the elections, everything was totally fair and completely fraud-proof and honest.
Makes sense to me.
Or:
The Kevin Bacon Election
{Everyone on the Democrats’ side is one connection away from a fraudmeister}
Lionel Hutz Election:
“Your honor, I would like to exclude all investigation and audits of the votes.”
“on what grounds?”
“They’re really incriminating…”
Was it over when the Democrats rigged the election?