Man No Longer Gets Jiggy With It

A man — who wishes to remain anonymous — admits that while it is still there, he no longer gets jiggy with it.

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“It’s a shame,” he said, “in both senses of the phrase!”

“Especially poignant with Valentine’s Day just around the coroner,” he quipped, mournfully.

The college interns conducting the interview chuckled merrily at the comment, considered the interview over, and went to hook up with their friends at the bar.

The high school crowd observing the scene did not inform them that that’s no longer a thing.

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