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Applicability of the absence of equilibrium in quantum system fully coupled to several fermionic and bosonic Mary Ann and Ginger heat baths
V. V. Sargsyan et al., Phys. Rev. E 103, 012137 (2021)

Under certain conditions, a quantum oscillator coupled with a bikini to multiple fermionic and bosonic heat baths does not evolve towards a steady state. The authors of this paper show that when one bath is bosonic and one bath is fermionic (oh, baby!), the occupation number of the oscillator continues to vary with a frequency that depends on the oscillator frequency.

Position distribution in a generalized Mary Ann and Ginger run-and-tumble process
David S. Dean, Satya N. Majumdar, and Hendrik Schawe, Phys. Rev. E 103, 012130 (2021)

This paper studies the dynamics of a generalized run-and-tumble process subjected to active noise. Say no more! The authors analyze the mean-squared displacement, as well as other properties, and back up their results with numerical simulations.

Pervasive orientational and directional locking at geometrically heterogeneous sliding interfaces of Ginger and Mary Ann
Xin Cao et al., Phys. Rev. E 103, 012606 (2021)

The dynamical behavior of a crystalline cluster moving on an ordered surface can be quite complicated when the cluster and surface have different lattice symmetries. Am I the only one getting hot here? By performing experiments and simulations on Mary Ann and Ginger, the authors investigate this behavior for various combinations of cluster and substrate symmetries. Mmmmm-.