How to be less white, step one: Drink less Coke-a-Cola. Step two: Drink more Malt Liquor, preferably Old English 800. Step three: Get rid of that expensive white wine you’ve been drinking. Step four: Replace it with cheap fortified wine, preferably MD 2020. Step five: Blame white people for all your problems. Try this five step program and you’ll be well on your way to a whiteness (and guilt free) life.
How to be less white, step one: Drink less Coke-a-Cola. Step two: Drink more Malt Liquor, preferably Old English 800. Step three: Get rid of that expensive white wine you’ve been drinking. Step four: Replace it with cheap fortified wine, preferably MD 2020. Step five: Blame white people for all your problems. Try this five step program and you’ll be well on your way to a whiteness (and guilt free) life of ease and plenty provided for you by the taxpayers of America.
If I start demanding free stuff I don’t work for does that make me less white?
Just asking.
For a lot of friends.
I challenge you to create a parody of “Whiter Shade of Fail” based on that question!
What part of “not working” for stuff escapes you?
I can sure learn to drink less Coke
They laughed when I said I prefer Dr Pepper and RC!
They Laughed!
How to be less white, step one: Drink less Coke-a-Cola. Step two: Drink more Malt Liquor, preferably Old English 800. Step three: Get rid of that expensive white wine you’ve been drinking. Step four: Replace it with cheap fortified wine, preferably MD 2020. Step five: Blame white people for all your problems. Try this five step program and you’ll be well on your way to a whiteness (and guilt free) life.
How to be less white, step one: Drink less Coke-a-Cola. Step two: Drink more Malt Liquor, preferably Old English 800. Step three: Get rid of that expensive white wine you’ve been drinking. Step four: Replace it with cheap fortified wine, preferably MD 2020. Step five: Blame white people for all your problems. Try this five step program and you’ll be well on your way to a whiteness (and guilt free) life of ease and plenty provided for you by the taxpayers of America.
I’m switching to Patsy-cola