Straight Line of the Day: While Playing With His Rubber Ducky, Biden Decided… Posted by Oppo on 16 March 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided… 3
Biden Decided… To try and call N. Korea. Dammit, Kim’s answering machine again! 1 Reply to this comment
… to float some ideas about taxing people at the margins, until there are no margins left… 1 Reply to this comment
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided… he would also like a bath. 6 Reply to this comment
… he didn’t like how Jill and Kamala conspired to put a hard lid over his bathtub… 3 Reply to this comment
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided… It needed another application of Herbal Essences shampoo. 3 Reply to this comment
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided… …our naval fleet would look really good painted yellow. 10 Reply to this comment
We could use the submersible ships for housing to relieve the real-estate market. 1 Reply to this comment
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided… he needed to find out, what would Bert do? 5 Reply to this comment
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided… he was glad the ducky didn’t bite like Major. 4 Reply to this comment
…it was time to grab the shotgun. …Kamala should either make that toast or leave him alone. …make some more bubbles and… oops. 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: While Playing With His Rubber Ducky, Biden Decided… He really would’ve rather been a…. Lumberjack. 2 Reply to this comment
While Playing With His Rubber Ducky, Biden Decided – To use it to answer questions during his upcoming national tour. Reply to this comment
… with Ducky by his side, he could handle anything the pool reporters could throw at him… 2 Reply to this comment
…he needed to come up with a new nickname for his genitals, his staff is catching on to what he does when he’s alone in the Oval Office. 3 Reply to this comment
“Charging up San Juan Hill’? “Trust Busting”? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 1 Reply to this comment
President Biden: [sitting in a bubble bath] Where’s my ducky? Where’s my ducky! VP Harris: I don’t know. I didn’t see him when I came in. President Biden: Well, look, damn your eyes! Look for it. VP Harris: [plunges her hand in Joe’s bubble bath] President Biden: Kamala. VP Harris: Sorry sir. 1 Reply to this comment
…he’s president now, Jill should buy him a real ducky.
… that Archimedes was wrong, or his ducky is a witch…
Biden Decided…
To try and call N. Korea. Dammit, Kim’s answering machine again!
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
Pudding!
… to float some ideas about taxing people at the margins, until there are no margins left…
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
he would also like a bath.
… he didn’t like how Jill and Kamala conspired to put a hard lid over his bathtub…
…and why did Kamala bring a toaster?
You can never have too much toast.
Harvey Award!
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
what does this button do?
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
It needed another application of Herbal Essences shampoo.
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
…our naval fleet would look really good painted yellow.
We could use the submersible ships for housing to relieve the real-estate market.
We will all live in a yellow submarine.
Harvey Award!
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
he needed to find out, what would Bert do?
. . . to sniff all the shampoos Dr. Jill lined up along the tub
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
to do something Daffy.
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
he was glad the ducky didn’t bite like Major.
While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
duckies are peckers.
…it was time to grab the shotgun.
…Kamala should either make that toast or leave him alone.
…make some more bubbles and… oops.
….Rubber? Yea, that’s what I’m going to do to her.
…being President wasn’t all it was quacked up to be.
…that he was the one stuck with the “bill” for his campaign.
Straight Line of the Day: While Playing With His Rubber Ducky, Biden Decided… He really would’ve rather been a…. Lumberjack.
…to expand the definition of “duckie.”
…to see if the duck liked to stroke the hair on his legs.
While Playing With His Rubber Ducky, Biden Decided –
To use it to answer questions during his upcoming national tour.
… with Ducky by his side, he could handle anything the pool reporters could throw at him…
…he needed to come up with a new nickname for his genitals, his staff is catching on to what he does when he’s alone in the Oval Office.
Unfortunately, Teddy Roosevelt took the nickname he wanted.
“Charging up San Juan Hill’?
“Trust Busting”?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
…his ducky might want to play with Hedley Lamar’s froggy sometime.
In Schrodinger’s duck box, the duck is both dethpicable and not dethpicable.
Hardy-Har-Har.
… that, despite all odds, water really is wet.
President Biden: [sitting in a bubble bath] Where’s my ducky? Where’s my ducky!
VP Harris: I don’t know. I didn’t see him when I came in.
President Biden: Well, look, damn your eyes! Look for it.
VP Harris: [plunges her hand in Joe’s bubble bath]
President Biden: Kamala.
VP Harris: Sorry sir.
President Biden: “I’m not.”