Straight Line of the Day: Limerick Challenge
Haven’t done one of these in a while; have always like the results.
The challenge is:
The first letters of each line must be: “B, I D, E,” and “N.”
You’ve got the whole weekend.
Bring it on, government!
If this president’s precedent,
Don’t bother trying
Excuses and lying,
“National fraud organization”: we know what he meant.
Basement campaigns are good:
It shut him up just as it should
Down through the Fall.
Emerging at all?
Nobody thought that he could.
Basement campaigns are tight:
It was literally all out of sight
Damage control:
Electing a mole.
No cameras, no action, no light.
Big and bigger, the gov’ment I love
It rains benefits as from above
Don’t fret about cost
Economics are tossed
Nothing happens ‘til push comes to shove
Just wanted to use this.
By now it is obvious to all
It eventually can’t help but fall.
Dems will turn on their friends,
Execution-caused ends,
No one left after backs to the wall
Biding time ‘til the stuff hits the fan –
Innuendo and doubt are the plan.
Dropping hints here and there,
“Experts” filling the air,
Never stopping ‘til ‘Mala’s the Man
Build a pork-laden bill? Child’s-play!
Infrastructure’s whatever you say.
Don’t forget union lard,
Economics ain’t hard
Now that common sense is put away
Biden’s a loser,
It’s a well known fact.
Dr. Jill’s a phony,
Embellishes to distract.
Neither one is worth is worth anything and I hope they get sacked.
(I hope my FBI agent gets a chuckle outta these)
BSaki was a terrible hire
Identical with her boss, a world class liar
Dumb as most rocks
Expectations squawk box
Not challenged by her weasel media choir
“Be funny” – the commenter’s game,
IMAO is your ticket to fame!
Dump worn-out old memes,
Eschew repeated themes,
Now, soon everyone will know your name!
Bidenomics, just math without any rules
Incompetence, taught in today’s schools
Damn the engines, comrade Joe
Entropy destines, ahead lies a blow
Not for nothing do fools elect tools