Straight Line of the Day: Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… Posted by Oppo on 12 April 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… when Jen Psaki is in the restroom, no one can hear anything because the P is silent. 10 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… that I’m still grieving my losses in the unfortunate canoe accident. 14 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… I ofttimes confuse boarders with borders. 2 Reply to this comment
No problem…I do the same thing. I also confuse affected with effected. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/affect-vs-effect-usage-difference 1 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… f**k Hoover. 1 Reply to this comment
George Carlin comedy routine where his friend knows his phone is tapped by the FBI so he always answers it, “F**k Hoover”. 1 Reply to this comment
This award looks like an inside job to me, or pay to play, or corporate welfare. I smell a rat! 1 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… Basil, not Basil. 4 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… I don’t understand why all my possessions will burn UP when my house burns DOWN. 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… a loud farting in their direction. 3 Reply to this comment
…I have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Soylent Green is, in fact, people… 1 Reply to this comment
. . . every Democrat and RINO in the House and Senate has evidence on Hillary. 9 Reply to this comment
…I have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Epstein didn’t kill himself… 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… well I’m not saying it’s Aliens building a large wooden badger but… it’s Aliens building a large wooden badger. 3 Reply to this comment
…I have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Hunter Biden is anything other than a fine, upstanding citizen… 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… the dark foreboding of their impending doom. 1 Reply to this comment
…I ESPECIALLY have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Hillary ever did or didn’t do anything, ever… 4 Reply to this comment
So, what you’d like them to hear is… “Sorry Gov’t, my previous comment(s) have all been taken out of context.” 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… …unprintable on a family friendly website. 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is… …taxation is theft. 3 Reply to this comment
. . . if the IRS needs to find me, the Rock Ridge where I live is as fake as the 2020 reported election results. Bring lots of dimes and charge them to “infrastructure payments.” 4 Reply to this comment
. . . the truth, that Democrat women are beyond ugly, and there is no amount of alcohol in existence that can change that. 3 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… Elon is spending Monday in Boca Chica playing with his new puckshucker. 1 Reply to this comment
…Dr. Klann is our friend. He’s a leader of great magnitude, he has our gratitude. Let’s all give Dr. Klann a hand! 😬 1 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… If you can just print money why do I have to pay taxes? 3 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… the lamentations of their women. 2 Reply to this comment
These are Democrats, most likely what you’d hear is the lamentations of their men. 2 Reply to this comment
“No, actually, we’re just good friends.” Not a candidate for an Obscury, but I thought Walrus would appreciate it. 1 Reply to this comment
“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn’t you tell the world, eh?” 1 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… “so what does this button do?” 2 Reply to this comment
My goodness, I do enjoy paying all my taxes in full, and never breaking any laws. Oh, good Lord, yes. 1 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… …a Yani’s Greatest Hits CD on repeat. 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… someone breathing through a mask, and not the good Darth Vader kind of breathing through a mask. 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… that we admit to calling for the Code Red. 2 Reply to this comment
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is… it was Folger’s Crystals and not your regular coffee you fascists! Reply to this comment
…”There ain’t nobody here but us chickens…”
Penguins is practically chickens.
Only when I want to make a formal declaration of cowardice…
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
when Jen Psaki is in the restroom, no one can hear anything because the P is silent.
First ever double bacon?
It has happened before. We’ve has replies go Harvey to comment Harvey.
Harvey Award!
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
that I’m still grieving my losses in the unfortunate canoe accident.
a Harumph
…”It was like that when I got here.”
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
I ofttimes confuse boarders with borders.
No problem…I do the same thing. I also confuse affected with effected. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/affect-vs-effect-usage-difference
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
f**k Hoover.
Maybe Oppo will grant me an Obscury.
You’ve got it! But I cannot identify your quote. . . . Give me a hint?
George Carlin comedy routine where his friend knows his phone is tapped by the FBI so he always answers it, “F**k Hoover”.
Oh, yes — I do remember that, now.
The precious is all mine, MINE!
This award looks like an inside job to me, or pay to play, or corporate welfare. I smell a rat!
You work for 60 Minutes?
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…I, for one, welcome our new, incompetent overlords…
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
Basil, not Basil.
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
I don’t understand why all my possessions will burn UP when my house burns DOWN.
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
a loud farting in their direction.
…I have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Soylent Green is, in fact, people…
. . . every Democrat and RINO in the House and Senate has evidence on Hillary.
Nice.
Yet…they live.
…I have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Epstein didn’t kill himself…
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
well I’m not saying it’s Aliens building a large wooden badger but… it’s Aliens building a large wooden badger.
…I have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Hunter Biden is anything other than a fine, upstanding citizen…
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
the dark foreboding of their impending doom.
…I ESPECIALLY have never believed those scurrilous rumors that Hillary ever did or didn’t do anything, ever…
So, what you’d like them to hear is…
“Sorry Gov’t, my previous comment(s) have all been taken out of context.”
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
…unprintable on a family friendly website.
Naturally, the government is monitoring these posts. So, what you’d like them to hear is…
…taxation is theft.
. . . if the IRS needs to find me, the Rock Ridge where I live is as fake as the 2020 reported election results. Bring lots of dimes and charge them to “infrastructure payments.”
. . . the truth, that Democrat women are beyond ugly, and there is no amount of alcohol in existence that can change that.
The late Bella Abzug approves of this message.
“…negative. I am a meat popsicle.”
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
Elon is spending Monday in Boca Chica playing with his new puckshucker.
We’re on it! ~ The DNC
…Dr. Klann is our friend. He’s a leader of great magnitude, he has our gratitude. Let’s all give Dr. Klann a hand! 😬
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
If you can just print money why do I have to pay taxes?
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
the lamentations of their women.
These are Democrats, most likely what you’d hear is the lamentations of their men.
“No, actually, we’re just good friends.”
Not a candidate for an Obscury, but I thought Walrus would appreciate it.
Beatles. Hard Days Night.
“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn’t you tell the world, eh?”
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
“so what does this button do?”
My goodness, I do enjoy paying all my taxes in full, and never breaking any laws. Oh, good Lord, yes.
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
…a Yani’s Greatest Hits CD on repeat.
This is approaching the level of cruelty that the government deserves.
. . . a loud air horn that I usually save for telemarketers
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
someone breathing through a mask, and not the good Darth Vader kind of breathing through a mask.
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
that we admit to calling for the Code Red.
Naturally, the Government Is Monitoring These Posts. So, What You’d Like Them To Hear Is…
it was Folger’s Crystals and not your regular coffee you fascists!