Caption This! Posted by walruskkkch on 25 May 2021, 10:00 am It’s Tuesday so you know what that means. 2
I don’t know why I laughed at that, but this comment got a “harumph” from me. 2 Reply to this comment
Remember that if your crab isn’t cooked within four days of purchase, it has a tendency to go bad. 13 Reply to this comment
In the end “Crab Lives Matter” was picked over BLM for the next “Person of the Year.” 1 Reply to this comment
Which one of you chicken necked antifa larpers said that being shellfish is a bad thing? 1 Reply to this comment
“Y’all picked the wrong place to try an mussel in on Bub”
Everyone ignores London’s anti-knife rules…everyone.
I love crab and mac (and cheese)
but crab and Mack the knife, not so much.
I didn’t get a harumph from that crab.
I don’t know why I laughed at that, but this comment got a “harumph” from me.
“No, YOU get in the damn pot!”
“My daddy was a swordfish.”
That’s the secret word – you win a dollar…
“I swear to God, if I hear one more ‘his mama had crabs’ …”
Swiss Army Crab
“Honey!”
“Have you called the Crab-with-a-Knife exterminator yet?”
“Give me the Ketamine Sponge Bob, or I’ll cut ya!”
These young crustacean hoodlums are a cancer on society.
Oooh. Double plus good!
Remember that if your crab isn’t cooked within four days of purchase, it has a tendency to go bad.
In the end “Crab Lives Matter” was picked over BLM for the next “Person of the Year.”
Why so blue?
The Crabs and Sharks are gonna rumble tonight….
Rough neighborhood…
“Quick, somebody call LeBron…”
It’s Tuesday so you know what that means.
…CRAB TACOS!
Marvel’s latest villain Stabby McCrabby is just…sad.
Never bring a knife to a hot-butter-and-sautee fight.
Which one of you chicken necked antifa larpers said that being shellfish is a bad thing?
That’s the stripper leaving my house the other nite!