Not Bright: Florida Man Attempts To Trade-In Stolen Car To The Dealership He Stole It From
The Free Press (Tampa) | September 26, 2021 | Jake Grissom
A Florida man landed behind bars after attempting to trade in a car to the same dealership he stole it from, police said.Timothy Wolfe, 50, is facing charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle, dealing in stolen property, criminal mischief, and petit theft, according to the Lake City Police Department.
Early last week, Lake City police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle at a Chrysler Dodge Jeep dealership.
According to investigators, employees told officers that Wolfe was trying to trade in his vehicle for a new ride but when a VIN search was performed, Wolfe’s trade-in wasn’t his after all.
The car was stolen was the same dealer lot a few days earlier and Wolfe found himself in an awkward situation.
Wolfe, 50, admitted to police that he stole the vehicle, police said, and the crime was captured on the dealer’s surveillance video system.
Wolfe was arrested on charges including grand theft of a motor vehicle and criminal mischief and booked into the Columbia County Detention Center.
Straight Line of the Day: Another crime so crazy it just might work would be…
…sell some imaginary monetary currency with no inherent value for huge amounts money…
and well call it… let’s see… Bitcoin.
…hire a mentally challenged person to carry the nuclear football.
…use a large wooden badger to sneak into Fort Knox
Auric Goldfinger should have kept it simple!
Tax people on money they haven’t earned yet.
…That’s sort of what College tuition is… Always thought of tuition as harvesting the future potential earning of students.
Claiming you’re in charge at the Office Of The President Elect
Here’s a crazy one that didn’t work. Idiot handed a teller a note saying he was robbing the bank. It was written on the back of his preprinted deposit slip.
Lie to Congress. Almost 100% success rate.
…at least lying while in Congress has almost a 100% success rate. LOL
… another Joe Quid Pro Quo
… jam a measure into the reconciliation bill that permanently ensures a never-end supply of new Democrat voters…
The Biden border policy has already guaranteed a never ending supply of of new Democrat voters.
… unleash the Kraken in a no unloading zone…
. . . drive truckloads of fake ballots into strategic polling locations in the middle of the night and mix them with real ballots to prove that in the United States, even a vegetable can be elected.
. . . for visual effect, leave the rope in Epstein’s cell
Thieves often have a mentality that they’re doing nothing wrong, that they’re entitled to steal anything they want. They forget that other people don’t see things that way.
It’s the same syndrome with Democrats/ wokesters.
doing the same thing in California.
I do the same thing every day in California – bitch and moan, bitch and moan, bitch and moan…
… delve into the dark world of selling blackmarket Emu burgers.
That won’t fly.
But it does sizzle.
You should be running…
I have come for you Rodney Dill.
There’s my little lean mean meat market.
Laugh while you can Monkey Boy.
That’s Mr. Monkey Boy to you.
…You got 2 dimes for a nickel?
…democrats blaming republicans for the very thing they are doing. Works every time.
Steal from the rich to give to the rich.
Another crime so crazy it just might work would be…
Robbing the Police Academy Armory of Portland
What is so crazy- the Democrat Party has been doing this to the nation for the past 50+ years.