Straight Line of the Day: If You Worked for Facebook or Google, What Would Be Your Number One Priority? Posted by Oppo on 16 October 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If you worked for Facebook or Google, what would be your number one priority?
Completely legitimate gathering of private data from the unsuspecting manswarms. Muwahahaha! 2 Reply to this comment
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Thanking the lizard King for my sustenance.
Teaching them all to go with the rhythm.
No Pooftahs!
To not work for Google or Facebook.
…offering rum to Jobu.
…to be a… Lumberjack!
… to defeat the evil Amazon empire.
… to convince my momma that I am a piano player in a bordello.
Then why doesn’t Kamala Harris recognize you?
Do you prefer 4 roses on a piano or tulips on an organ?
I credit my momma for making me take those piano lessons.
Working for the weekend…
Organizing epic office pools…
Working Brandon into every conversation…
angling for the most gratuitous use of the name Brandon.
Let’s go Brandon Belgium.
Repent!
Fact-checking the Declaration of Independence.
Hookers and blow.
Nuking the moon. A change of jobs shouldn’t affect that.
Long-lasting showers after viewing Hunter Biden’s search history.
Keeping all my bank accounts under $600.
Not getting bitten by Major when getting my daily instructions.
Completely legitimate gathering of private data from the unsuspecting manswarms.
Muwahahaha!
Turning Al Gore-isms into Algorithms.
Two Words:
Sir Valence
That is one very observant knight.
Finding the Yellow Brick road leading to the Wizards of Censorship
Same as the company, world domination. What can I say? I’m a company man.
To boldly go where Captain Kirk just went..but with extra salty snacks.
Straight Line of the Day: If you worked for Facebook or Google, what would be your number one priority? Doing my bit to help in communizing the USA.
To love and praise the Lord with all I do.
Except at work, where I serve Satan.