Straight Line of the Day: Kellogg’s Cereal Workers Have Gone on Strike Because… Posted by Oppo on 12 October 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Kellogg’s Cereal workers have gone on strike because… 3
…Tony the Tiger was being forced to say that things around the factory were “GGRRREAT!”… 3 Reply to this comment
…Corn Pop was sharpening his rusty straight razor to intimidate the new hires… 4 Reply to this comment
The Fruit Loops were All Together Total-ly tired of Special K’s arrangement with Cap’n Crunch. 2 Reply to this comment
…after gender reassignment Tonya the Tiger had more of a mew than an actual roar. 5 Reply to this comment
… certain individuals were feeling harassed by suggestive references to “Honey Nuts” and “Fruit Loops”… 3 Reply to this comment
. . . Kellogg’s won’t change the name of one of its cereals to the more woke Frosted Height-Challenged Wheats 3 Reply to this comment
…they heard they were up against General Milley and couldn’t figure out how to surrender. (they’re not all French) 2 Reply to this comment
There are so many ” flakes in the U.S of A and Canada…how can you ever hope to keep up….C’mon Man…even Corn Pop agrees…” 2 Reply to this comment
…the settling during shipping displaces native populations. …one too many cereal killer jokes in the break room. …new FDA fiber guidelines led to advertising campaign featuring Snap, Crackle and Poop. 3 Reply to this comment
…the Trix rabbit has been oppressed long enough by those kids and their privilege. 3 Reply to this comment
They’re tired of that obnoxious cock strutting around the factory.
… Crackle popped off about Snap…
They’re a bunch of flakes.
…Tony the Tiger was being forced to say that things around the factory were “GGRRREAT!”…
…Corn Pop was sharpening his rusty straight razor to intimidate the new hires…
The Fruit Loops were All Together Total-ly tired of Special K’s arrangement with Cap’n Crunch.
…after gender reassignment Tonya the Tiger had more of a mew than an actual roar.
The time for revolution has arrived.
CornPop was starting to hang around the parking lot.
… certain individuals were feeling harassed by suggestive references to “Honey Nuts” and “Fruit Loops”…
… the shop stewards finally came up with something to honor Richard Trumka…
M-O-N-E-Y.
…Cap’n Crunch once used a racist slur in one of his emails 20 years ago.
Everyone is jealous of K. Why is she so special?
Well it’s not Kamala I can tell you that!
It’s the black suit.
. . . Kellogg’s won’t change the name of one of its cereals to the more woke Frosted Height-Challenged Wheats
They were tired of their flakes being constantly frosted? Maybe?
…they heard they were up against General Milley and couldn’t figure out how to surrender. (they’re not all French)
All the Pop Tarts are demanding their Trix show a vaccine passport.
Lots of bad weather, apparently
There are so many ” flakes in the U.S of A and Canada…how can you ever hope to keep up….C’mon Man…even Corn Pop agrees…”
…the settling during shipping displaces native populations.
…one too many cereal killer jokes in the break room.
…new FDA fiber guidelines led to advertising campaign featuring Snap, Crackle and Poop.
The job goes against their
Grain.
…the Trix rabbit has been oppressed long enough by those kids and their privilege.
Too much tofu.