Woke’s most poisonous twist yet: The return of segregation as one American university hires 82 diversity officers―costing ￡7.5 million
Daily Mail (UK) | 2 October 2021 | Caroline Graham
Today, most US universities have entire departments headed by members of the equality “police”. It recently emerged, for example, that Michigan University has a total of 82 “diversity officers” with a combined annual salary of more than ￡7.5 million.
Straight Line of the Day: Michigan U. has hired 82 diversity officers. To keep them busy…
The Maize and Blue gave them a white windowless van so they could follow the football cheerleaders around to ensure their safety.
Follow the Cheer-Persons. Do you hear me? Cheer-P E R S O N S.
Leader is non-gender specific
…enrolled them in self-defense training in the form of — Wolverine Wrestling.
…they started them on building a large wooden wolverine.
They tasked them to find the 82 genders.
to keep them busy, we asked them to rank themselves in order by privilege.
Put them in charge of the pronoun tracking database
…have them investigate the university’s systemic bias against snipes.
I’ll just stick with the Dream Police.
$100 bonus for every example of racism, misogyny and hurtful pronouns dectected.
… they’ve created a “Color the Campus” event, where entries will be judged on creativity, style, and the likelihood of causing a media firestorm…
… they’ll be assigned to read every book in the library to ferret out any potential microaggressions or coded and/or offensive language …
UofM asked them to justify their own existence as they consisted of 82 middle-age white males.
UofM asked them to come up with the best show of diversity for students, whether they were black, brown, yellow, red, or normal.
And asked them to come up with 82 different excuses for Biden saying “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
— Breitbart.com | 8/08/19 | Haris Alic, “Joe Biden: ‘Poor Kids Are Just as Bright and Just as Talented as White Kids’ “
..they are all required to fulfill hoax quotas.
…they have been tasked with ferreting out Brandon.
Get more diversity in scheduling, starting by replacing Ohio State with Slippery Rock
…they have been tasked to create a program that will make the Diversity Office more diverse.
Do I even need to mention that the plan must ensure that cis-gendered straight white males are excluded?
“Gendermelds, we must preserve our misandry-baloney jobs! I didn’t get a his-or-her-umph out of that guy/grrl/whatever.””
At $126K per year they can payoff their liberal arts degree loans and out non-NPC people
Michigan U. Has Hired 82 Diversity Officers. To Keep Them Busy…
… they have been assigned to examine the content of all on-campus underwear drawers.
Profit!
… they have to diversify the football and basketball programs – standings be damned!