Straight Line of the Day: Multiple Interpretations of This Headline Include… Posted by Oppo on 1 October 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Multiple Interpretations of This Headline Include… Nuts Are Not Linked To Weight Gain, Says New StudyScienceDaily / University of Toronto / Obesity Reviews | Sept. 22, 2021 | Jim Oldfield, Stephanie K. Nishi, et al. 2
Unless you get kicked in them, then weight gain shall surely follow when drinking BudLight the rest of the day with Mexican Food. 2 Reply to this comment
But just to be sure, Dr. Fauci demands we roast them on an open fire. And don’t listen to Niki Minaj. 1 Reply to this comment
Words we can’t use at IMAO.
Gotta get a bigger dictionary…
Unless you get kicked in them, then weight gain shall surely follow when drinking BudLight the rest of the day with Mexican Food.
A copyright claim by Brig. Gen. Anthony McAulliffe.
…could’ve guessed that since Kamala’s been eating them all the time.
Obese lesbians, Michael Moore claim vindication
But you repeat yourself.
… the thin physique of AOC…
… why I’m so nuts about the Thin Man series…
… increasingly bloated government budgets…
Nuts won’t make you fat, but balls can make your belly bigger
…and anti-bulge on top of it.
This was supposed to be a reply to Walruskkkch, McAuliffe comment.
Then please explain Rosie O’Donnell. She gets bigger and nuttier every year.
But she has little to no experience putting nuts in her mouth
…why you never see an obese serial killer
Clearly then, this study is flawed.
But just to be sure, Dr. Fauci demands we roast them on an open fire. And don’t listen to Niki Minaj.
But only if you wear a mask, and stand at least 6 feet away from the fire.
Has the fire been vaccinated?
Being as I have a pair of them, I for one, think this is very good news.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t
SHRINKAGE!
Pregnant women could not be reached for comment.
“People with cervixes” d’uh.
. . . so go ahead and swallow.