Customer Finds Naked Woman in Back Seat of Jeep at Florida Car Dealership
CBS42 | Sep 27, 2021 | Cody Long
A woman has been arrested after a customer and employees at a car dealership say they found her naked in the back seat of a Jeep Wrangler last week.Alexis King, 37, is in the Escambia County Jail with a $7,000 bond. King is charged with burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, criminal mischief, unlawful exposure of sexual organs and giving a false name.
A customer at Bob Tyler Toyota on Pensacola Boulevard complained about a naked woman in the back of a Jeep. A manager walked outside and found King in the back with no clothes on and her legs spread open.
A receptionist reported the same story and said she told the woman to get dressed and get out of the vehicle. Another employee said he saw King crossing the road and called law enforcement.
Straight Line of the Day: Other options include…
Editor’s note to Cody Long at CBS42: AP Stylebook requires that such stories open with “Florida woman found naked…”. Please revise and resubmit.
Florida!! Our ladies are just as crazy as our men.
I predict a glorious ad campaign.
Plenty of head room in the back seat.
Old & busted: Racing Stripes
New hotness: Racy Strippers
Other options include Reverse Cowgirl Seats and a mini bar.
Other options include getting complimentary steam cleaning from the service dept.
Other Options Include…Hedders, dual point system, split tail windows
Note: Only comes in white.
No Flux Capacitor though?!
Every guys dream car….and she isn’t even a dead hooker…that can cause problems…
Not really.
Just saying.
For some friends.
Other options include…
Four on the floor.
Other options include…
A new tranny.
Other options include…
getting the Basil pronunciation not the Basil one.
I don’t know about other options, I just hope she knows how to drive a stick.
…homemade bench seats and a baby on board sign.
…interior tail lights.
…pine tree air freshener for the back window.
…trailer trash hitch.
…all wheeeeeeeee drive.
… all original equipment.
… removable top.
… only driven by a little old lady to go to church on Sundays.
… third-party financing.
… low emissions.
… has been stroked, but not bored.
Does it come with grab handles to assist with entry?
I’m guessing a soft top is not a dealer installed option there?
Other options… tan lines.