Straight Line of the Day: The Mexican Border Needs a Better Slogan Than “Widen With Biden.” Alternatives Include… Posted by Oppo on 4 October 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The Mexican border needs a better slogan than “Widen With Biden.” Alternatives include… 1 2
Or was that 40 mules per acre? With the increase in border crossings, it’s hard to tell who is a mule and who is an illegal immigrant… 2 Reply to this comment
I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s a lot more Coke crossing the border than Pepsi. 9 Reply to this comment
Come for all the opportunities our founders fought for, none of the responsibilities. 2 Reply to this comment
… “Embarrass Harris”…
… “Borders? We don’t need no stinkin’ borders”…
Harvey Award!
…”The Mexican border – we have 40 acres per mule right here”…
Or was that 40 mules per acre? With the increase in border crossings, it’s hard to tell who is a mule and who is an illegal immigrant…
What’s a border?
“Jose, can you flee?”
Harvey Award!
“The border patrol reins supreme.”
Harvey Award!
FREE HAMBURGERS..NO COKE..PEPSI
I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s a lot more Coke crossing the border than Pepsi.
“Let’s go Brandon”
Unless you are in Wyoming in the Spring, then it’s, “Let’s go brandin’.”
“See The USA With Your EBT Today” (apologies to Chevrolet)
…Canada or bust
Democracy, Whisky, Sexy
Jean-Pierre like.
No Visa? Go everywhere you want to be
Fluid, like a Gringo’s gender.
Kamala. That was easy.
All The Way With El BJ
Where’s the pic of her in a sombrero? That would be a great meme!
We eat our young
Vaya Con Cornholio
Or possibly Cornpopio.
Come for all the opportunities our founders fought for, none of the responsibilities.
Haiti Has No Place Here
.
Wait a Minute — That’s Not Who We Are
But it is where you are.
“Where Every Day Is Taco Tuesday”
“Flow with Joe” ???
Bienvenido Bandidos!
Joe is gropin’ and the border is open
Dang. “Run for the border” is already taken.
Don’t worry, you’ll need to use it again.
Deported? Circle back!
No more bannen! Try Mexicanon!
“Now it’s on our side!”
-Manuel Labõr