A Nantucket Thanksgiving party found Biden completely at sea, he ripped off his diaper and took a pee, then headed back in Jubilee. ( hey look man I never said I was a poet..just a proud former Rockem Sockem Robot CHAMPION!
There once was a fool on Nantucket.
Responsibility? He’ll always duck it.
His family is slime
Got wealthy through crime
The Big Guy is China’s sock puppet.
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party found Biden completely at sea, he ripped off his diaper and took a pee, then headed back in Jubilee. ( hey look man I never said I was a poet..just a proud former Rockem Sockem Robot CHAMPION!
It is true that, in our society, one can coast on such a reputation indefinitley.
You mean like Brandon!?
Yes.
And like our Chief Justice — Rook’em, Soak’em Roberts.
There once was a fool on Nantucket.
Responsibility? He’ll always duck it.
His family is slime
Got wealthy through crime
The Big Guy is China’s sock puppet.
(Sorry, went the traditional Nantucket route)
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea;
Surrounded by wailers
And other for-salers
Gropey Dick to Ahab was he.
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea;
And Joe Lunch Bucket
Heard a rhyme for Nantucket
From Obama. (“Martha’s Vineyard’s For Me”)
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea;
Some turkeys he found
Fifty dollars per pound,
Like (soon) US / UK currency.
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea
Bobbing like VP Kamala
Not on Willie, but on the PRC
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea
With paws, to give thanks
To the assembled skanks
With his hands where they shouldn’t be.
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea
The turkey, he learned,
Warn’t too raw or too burned …
But had proof to convict Hillary.
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea
It was the Pacific.
Dude was totally lost.
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea…
Like shiploads of cargo
Never getting to Fargo
While the unions just giggle with glee
A Nantucket Thanksgiving party
Found Biden completely at sea…
Dr. Jill, his dear wife,
Wouldn’t give him a knife,
So he gave up on carving turkey