Gentleman. I believe this act of turpitudinous evil calls for the nuclear option. I have in my possession a bulging and misshapen can of the only justice for for such malignancy. Fallen off the shelf of the lazy Susan, it has festered in the corner of my pantry for decades. With the swift application of the p38 of justice this can of pearl onions cannot right the wrongs that we have witnessed this day. But may it serve as a lesson to those who might seek to harm bacon in the future.
….. sitting back in the recliner, eating a bacon sandwich with a side order of bacon, a maple bacon donut and watching the yahoos self destruct. It’s particularly entertaining when they start the feeding frenzy on each other. You can’t buy that kind of entertainment.
… keeping the guns warm…
…I’m not sayin it’s admitting aliens are real, but it’s admitting aliens are real.
… adding media savvy to the classical education environment…
None of your business
…a great Brandon meme.
…a Pulitzer for Kelli Stavast.
“Singin’ in The Reign” — Conservatives’ best chance for happiness is…
…finding a kick-ass recipe for veal parmigiana.
“Singin’ in The Reign” — Conservatives’ best chance for happiness is…
…getting directions to Galt Gulch.
“Singin’ in The Reign” — Conservatives’ best chance for happiness is…
…bacon.
Followed up by more bacon.
And we mean actual bacon, not that inferior ham that those Trudeau toadies from Canuckistan call bacon.
You better get the Harvey Award or I will destroy a whole pound of fresh bacon in protest.
I can think of no higher crime than the destruction of bacon for the purpose of black mail. How dare you make such threats, sir?
The punishment shall be turkey bacon!
And pre-cooked at that!!
Only a Soros DA would allow a punishment less than pre-cooked, vegan, turkey bacon!
Gentleman. I believe this act of turpitudinous evil calls for the nuclear option. I have in my possession a bulging and misshapen can of the only justice for for such malignancy. Fallen off the shelf of the lazy Susan, it has festered in the corner of my pantry for decades. With the swift application of the p38 of justice this can of pearl onions cannot right the wrongs that we have witnessed this day. But may it serve as a lesson to those who might seek to harm bacon in the future.
Watching Mitch and 17 other Republicans that signed that Build Back Better Bill for Biden against the peoples wishes swing from the Highest Noose!
The institution of an Emu-ullment waiver for the SLOTD
You funny man. Just for that I kill you last.
…: cats!
Dogs a distant second best.
… absolutely NO SINGING – just tasteful instrumentals…
So, dancing nurses without the singing?
The Christian principal of Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self … other than that, just leave me the hell alone.
So, dancing nurses without the needles?
Ple not Pal.
Just saying.
For some grammar Nazis.
….. sitting back in the recliner, eating a bacon sandwich with a side order of bacon, a maple bacon donut and watching the yahoos self destruct. It’s particularly entertaining when they start the feeding frenzy on each other. You can’t buy that kind of entertainment.