Bi-level triplex available – open floor plan with loft and communication hook-ups, located in a prime downtown location. $1.2 million – serious offers only…
Sylvia’s mother said, Sylvia is
Too busy to come to the phone
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia is tryin’
To start a new life of her own
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia is happy
“So why don’t you leave her alone?”
And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s packin’
She’s gonna be leavin’ today
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia is marrying
A fella down Galveston way
And Sylvia’s mother says, “Please don’t say nothing”
“To make her start cryin’ and stay”
And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Sylvia’s mother says, “Sylvia’s hurrying
She’s catching the 9 o’clock train”
Sylvia’s mother says, “Take your umbrella”
“‘Cause, Sylvie, it’s startin’ to rain”
And Sylvia’s mother says, “Thank you for calling”
“And, sir, won’t you call back again”
And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Tell her goodbye
Please, tell her goodbye
In the ’70s, the FBI’s wiretapping budget was pretty meager.
Q: With only two handsets, how can three people be on the phones?
I’ve heard of bumming a smoke..but bumming free phone service??
Bi-level triplex available – open floor plan with loft and communication hook-ups, located in a prime downtown location. $1.2 million – serious offers only…
In the early days of cellular phones, there were issues with getting a signal..
When he lost his cushy position on the shelf, Elf fell on hard times…
Sylvia’s mother said, Sylvia is
Too busy to come to the phone
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia is tryin’
To start a new life of her own
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia is happy
“So why don’t you leave her alone?”
And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s packin’
She’s gonna be leavin’ today
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia is marrying
A fella down Galveston way
And Sylvia’s mother says, “Please don’t say nothing”
“To make her start cryin’ and stay”
And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Sylvia’s mother says, “Sylvia’s hurrying
She’s catching the 9 o’clock train”
Sylvia’s mother says, “Take your umbrella”
“‘Cause, Sylvie, it’s startin’ to rain”
And Sylvia’s mother says, “Thank you for calling”
“And, sir, won’t you call back again”
And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Tell her goodbye
Please, tell her goodbye
Introducing Dialr, the new intersex dating service – “You can push ALL my buttons!”…
Back then the NSA was just a fledgling agency, but it was off to promising start…
Billy may have gotten fired, but at least he wasn’t sleeping on the streets.
Hi Fred.
Hi Wilma.
Don’t forget we’re having Barney and Betty over tonight.
“There’s a man on top of the telephone booth!”
Clark Kent really needs you to get off the phone
Walruskkkch and Harvey calling to see what’s playing at the twin theater on the other side of town.
~~ Extra bacon for leaving me out of it!
Wait, aren’t you the guy on top of the phones?
On top of the phonies. Watch it, phonies!
Crap on a caller is now available with the new AT&T premium plan.
Yuck.
But useful.
Man Tries To Get Away From Person Who Has Just Hugged Bette Midler