Straight Line of the Day: Does AOC Still Think All Republicans Yearn To Date Her? If So, It’s Pathetic That…

Straight Line of the Day: Does AOC still think all Republicans yearn to date her? If so, it’s pathetic that…

… they haven’t used the carbon dating method they employed on Nancy Pelosi.

… Oppo calls her AOL, since it’s way more popular and useful.

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  1. If So, It’s Pathetic That…

    . . . there are limitations to what alcohol can reasonably accomplish. So she’s still out of luck.
    . . . at some point, she is going to start talking.
    . . . stores don’t have paper bags for her. Of course, a few plastic bags over her head might work.
    . . . she won’t agree to a date unless you buy one of her $58 sweatshirts.
    . . . anyone stupid enough to date her will be a meme joke for eternity.

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