Straight Line of the Day: Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it: …
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With a body like yours
Oughta be in jail
‘Cause it’s on the verge of bein’ obscene
Now, move over, baby
Gimme the keys
I’m gonna try to tame your little red love machine
Little Red Corvette…(except I think Brandon’s Vette is green)
Joe was only exposed to about 100 Top Secret files to review during his tenure. He wasn’t allowed any more because they didn’t want him to foul things up..
Now, what is being found is just his 10% he thought he was allowed.to keep…
You can call it Ray, or you can call it Sting Ray, or you can call it ‘Vette, or you can call it planted by Trump evidence, but you doesn’t have to call it Johnson.
A crash and burn of the car would have been good for something.
The car’s seat covers were not meant to cover Biden’s ass.
Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it:
“Let’s take the top off, open her up, and see what kind of chicks we can pick up”
With a body like yours
Oughta be in jail
‘Cause it’s on the verge of bein’ obscene
Now, move over, baby
Gimme the keys
I’m gonna try to tame your little red love machine
Little Red Corvette…(except I think Brandon’s Vette is green)
It’s all about the green.
That’s what the Green Hornet said to the Green Lantern.
One was made in China. The other is a Corvette.
One is a great investment asset. The other is a Corvette.
One is something you want to keep locked up in the garage. The other is a Corvette
One is something democrats dream about owning and showing off as children. The other is a Corvette.
One can be proudly raffled at a Democrat green energy rally. The other is a Corvette.
One will make national news and ruin your political career if you’re caught with it in your garage. The other is a box of top secret documents.
Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it: …
…”There’s no way I’m letting Hunter get his hands on it.”
Corvette: “Do you have any idea how much I paid for that?”
Box of docs: “Do you have any idea how much I’m getting paid for that?”
Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it: …
…”I really put a lot of effort into taking care of that baby.”
Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it: …
…”Now here’s something you’ll never see Hillary with.”
No problem…the whole time those documents were in Biden’s garage they were under the watchful eye of his ever vigilant guard Corvette.
Things You Can Say About Your Corvette But Not About the Top Secret Documents in a Box Next to It: …
How do you think I attracted a babe like Jill?
Things you can say….
” When they both get publicly exposed out in the open and leave the garage, better buckle up as it’s going to be a wild ride…”
“Hey everybody, take a look at this!”
Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it: …
The Media will be more concerned about what emanates from one but not the other.
Joe was only exposed to about 100 Top Secret files to review during his tenure. He wasn’t allowed any more because they didn’t want him to foul things up..
Now, what is being found is just his 10% he thought he was allowed.to keep…
You can call it Ray, or you can call it Sting Ray, or you can call it ‘Vette, or you can call it planted by Trump evidence, but you doesn’t have to call it Johnson.
A crash and burn of the car would have been good for something.
The car’s seat covers were not meant to cover Biden’s ass.
I know nothing…nothing! ~ The Vette
Things you can say about your Corvette but not about the top secret documents in a box next to it:
“Let’s take the top off, open her up, and see what kind of chicks we can pick up”