Straight Line of the Day: Under Biden’s Economy… Posted by Oppo on 4 January 2023, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Under Biden’s economy… … Harvey Awards may be downgraded to Obscurys. Fair warning. Cash them in now!
…a large hand-carved wooden badger is worth less than a million Venezuelan dollars now. 1 Reply to this comment
… “economy” will become a dirty word, because all government spending will be done “First Class”… 1 Reply to this comment
… “spending” will become the new “savings”, because it will be done using yours… 3 Reply to this comment
… let’s see… if Harvey’s are worth something, figuring in depreciation, and damage from those tears of joy… mine are worth… squat… 2 Reply to this comment
Starting this year I resolve to keep track of the awards and publish a list of all recipients beginning as of 1/1/2023. If you get 10 Harvey’s we will issue you a special citation of unique and curious value. 2 Reply to this comment
That’s cool but just make sure it doesn’t replace Babesleaga because those chick’s are hotter than Jane Fonda in Barberella! 1 Reply to this comment
President Jill: Ya gonna file a 1040 this year? Mr JRB : 1040, 1041. Whatever it takes. 6 Reply to this comment
. . . my Daylight Savings account makes up the majority of my 101k (which was a 401k under Trump) 5 Reply to this comment
… the small % who were prosperous in ’22 will continue to point and laugh at the rest of us during ’23. 3 Reply to this comment
“Under Biden’s Economy…” …you felt like billionaire when looking back from the future AOC economy. 2 Reply to this comment
“fish live in trees and eat pencils Jack! So yourltrishummmagumble…” -Joeb Island 1 Reply to this comment
. . . even with a large cash infusion from Mr. Howell, the S.S. Minnow can only afford to take the passengers on a half hour tour. A half hour tour. 1 Reply to this comment
How does it go… You will owe a ton of money, own nothing And be absolutely peed off…. Then the people that scripted this nightmare will be publicly taken to task.. 2 Reply to this comment
Under Biden’s economy, you now have to load 21 tons to get another day older and deeper in debt. 3 Reply to this comment
Illegal aliens will be rewarded with free healthcare while taxpayers footing the bill die. Reply to this comment
…we found the sure way to land a small fortune… start with a large one.
…a large hand-carved wooden badger is worth less than a million Venezuelan dollars now.
. . . the Big Guy is only getting 2%
Under Biden’s economy…
you will be 6 feet under before long.
…you’ll be nostalgic for Carter’s.
… “economy” will become a dirty word, because all government spending will be done “First Class”…
… the underwear gnomes will finally get unionized…
1 – Unionize
2 – ?
3 – Profit
2 – Get government kickbacks.
… “spending” will become the new “savings”, because it will be done using yours…
… let’s see… if Harvey’s are worth something, figuring in depreciation, and damage from those tears of joy… mine are worth… squat…
Starting this year I resolve to keep track of the awards and publish a list of all recipients beginning as of 1/1/2023. If you get 10 Harvey’s we will issue you a special citation of unique and curious value.
That’s cool but just make sure it doesn’t replace Babesleaga because those chick’s are hotter than Jane Fonda in Barberella!
I’m sure I can find an intern to present the prize.
President Jill: Ya gonna file a 1040 this year?
Mr JRB : 1040, 1041. Whatever it takes.
That movie had some good lines.
. . . my Daylight Savings account makes up the majority of my 101k (which was a 401k under Trump)
Under Biden’s economy…
Plan on more centsless chatter from the White House.
… the small % who were prosperous in ’22 will continue to point and laugh at the rest of us during ’23.
“Under Biden’s Economy…”
…you felt like billionaire when looking back from the future AOC economy.
Time travel is tight!
“fish live in trees and eat pencils Jack! So yourltrishummmagumble…”
-Joeb Island
. . . even with a large cash infusion from Mr. Howell, the S.S. Minnow can only afford to take the passengers on a half hour tour. A half hour tour.
How does it go…
You will owe a ton of money, own nothing
And be absolutely peed off….
Then the people that scripted this nightmare will be publicly taken to task..
when last seen was inverted and on fire.
Under Biden’s economy, you now have to load 21 tons to get another day older and deeper in debt.
You’ll now need a nod and a wink.
Unfortunately yes. I’m sorry, that was a question, right?
Illegal aliens will be rewarded with free healthcare while taxpayers footing the bill die.