Straitened Line of the Day: Ways You Will Be Trying To Save Money Now Include… Posted by Oppo on 14 January 2023, 12:00 pm Straitened Line of the Day: Ways you will be trying to save money now include… … and I don’t want to hear DamnCat say “cut back on tuna.” This would be too much to bear.
My advisors, in particular my tax lawyer, have advised me not to comment on this. 1 Reply to this comment
Ways you will be trying to save money now include… Have the FBI coup the country directly… oh wait. 2 Reply to this comment
Ways you will be trying to save money now include… not make as much as I did before. 1 Reply to this comment
Ways you will be trying to save money now include… I will refuse to pay attention. Let them try to collect. 8 Reply to this comment
… invest heavily in off-brand crypto currencies, then convince the “beautiful people” that I’ve stumbled upon a really good thing … 2 Reply to this comment
Tell Hunter coke is better through the $5 bill I have rather than the $100 bill he has been using…after the drugs kick in, tell them most that I can exchange is 10 today but I hope to have another 10 tomorrow.. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . not completing my collection of Frank J books. Yet, of course. Sorry if fine booksellers may have to lay off employees in the meantime. . . . getting vaxxed, boosted, and Moderna’s new vax to fix the previous vax. That will save a small fortune of future life insurance premiums. . . . visit California, steal stuff, and sell it on eBay. 3 Reply to this comment
My advisors, in particular my tax lawyer, have advised me not to comment on this.
Ways you will be trying to save money now include…
Have the FBI coup the country directly… oh wait.
Ways you will be trying to save money now include…
not make as much as I did before.
Ways you will be trying to save money now include…
I will refuse to pay attention. Let them try to collect.
… invest heavily in off-brand crypto currencies, then convince the “beautiful people” that I’ve stumbled upon a really good thing …
Tell Hunter coke is better through the $5 bill I have rather than the $100 bill he has been using…after the drugs kick in, tell them most that I can exchange is 10 today but I hope to have another 10 tomorrow..
. . . not completing my collection of Frank J books. Yet, of course. Sorry if fine booksellers may have to lay off employees in the meantime.
. . . getting vaxxed, boosted, and Moderna’s new vax to fix the previous vax. That will save a small fortune of future life insurance premiums.
. . . visit California, steal stuff, and sell it on eBay.
Work hard to get real Conservatives elected.
Ways you will be trying to save money now include…
… epinephrine and CPR.
Join in on the BLM “protests” at Target.
Extra tuna
I heard BLM want repairations but I have never seen anything repaired yet..
First, Imma gonna fire my joke writers.