“Good morning Mr. Walrus. I’m afraid I have some bad news.”

“Bad news? I really don’t need any.”

“Well I got to give it to you straight. We’ve run out of our supply of Far Side.”

“Run out? How?”

“Supply chain issues I suppose. The last batch was on a train going through Ohio. Don’t know what happened to them.”

“Me neither. Well post what you got and we will have to see what we can come up with for next week.”

“Will do sir.”