If it’s ‘up’ North and ‘down’ South, how does ‘back’ East and ‘out’ West work out?
Shouldn’t it be ‘back East and ‘forth’ West? or possibly ‘in’ East ‘out’ West (tennis) or ‘safe’ East ‘out’ West (baseball)?
I’m wondering if the cork leg is dry or has been soaked and if it is close to the White House. A dry cork is ok but some cork soaker shows up and makes it take twice as long and it costs more. If it is close to the White House, most of them are cork soakers…
The thing I’ve always wondered: …
How Oppo got his name.
…is IMAO run by a bunch of commies.
Real quick..who won the 1902 World Series?
Third base?
Hu Won? I think he played for the Shanghai Sharks.
… is why you “trip up the stairs” but “fall down” them. Maybe I should ask the President – he’ll know …
Who wouldn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.
If a chicken and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half.
How may eggs to nine chickens lay in nine days?
…Was there really a second key?
That was proven with geometric logic.
. . . how many people over 150 years old “voted” in the 2020 election
. . . how many Founders are rolling over in their graves seeing how their sacrifices worked out
. . . how the inflation rate is 6% when prices are up a minimum of 50% in two years
… what is my wife actually thinking?
You don’t want to know…
She could tell you, but you wouldn’t understand.
Not that she’ll tell you. You ought to know without her having to say it.
… if I had scored a date with Brittany Spears back when we were both in our teens, would it have worked out?
Never dip the wick in crazy.
Good Lord, just imagine – Baby Brittany Biscuit!
” . . how many people over 150 years old “voted” in the 2020 election”
as many as necessary.
… was I meant to be a country boy instead of a suburbanite?
… how awesome would I be if was born in the late 1920’s, and how long would I have made it?
…. Is it “Basil” or “Basil “?
Neither – it’s actually “Basil”.
The thing I’ve always wondered: …
If it’s ‘up’ North and ‘down’ South, how does ‘back’ East and ‘out’ West work out?
Shouldn’t it be ‘back East and ‘forth’ West? or possibly ‘in’ East ‘out’ West (tennis) or ‘safe’ East ‘out’ West (baseball)?
Where is the Mothership, and when are they coming back for me….
Sorry son you’re on your own.
The thing I’ve always wondered:…
… is who actually buys this s**t, and why?
(trying again. censored, ya know)
The thing I’ve always wondered: …
… is who actually buys this bmpqwrtgkjz, and why?
Because good bmpqwrtgkjz is great on a crusty roll with fried onions and mustard..
” . . . you have my word as a Biden.”
If a piece of mosquito netting 6 feet by 6 feet can cover a hippopotamus how long will it take a fly with a cork leg to go through an onion? 🤔
Vidalia or Walla Wallas?
I’m wondering if the cork leg is dry or has been soaked and if it is close to the White House. A dry cork is ok but some cork soaker shows up and makes it take twice as long and it costs more. If it is close to the White House, most of them are cork soakers…