Thor had his Hammer, Mjollnir, and Odin had his spear, Gangnir. Little is known of Odin’s long dagger, Dangnir. When Odin stuck the dagger in his belt, Dangnir cut his balls off.
“Whoso pulleth out this sword of this trashbag and heap, is rightwise king born of all England. Then the people marvelled, and told it to the Archbishop. I command, said the Archbishop, that ye keep you within your church and pray unto God still, that no man touch the sword till the high mass be all done. So when all masses were done all the lords went to behold the bag and the sword. And when they saw the scripture some assayed, such as would have been king. But none might stir the sword nor move it. He is not here, said the Archbishop, that shall achieve the sword, but doubt not God will make him known.” – Sir Thomas Malory (Updated for modern readers)
Why you have a picture of my storage unit?
The Once and Futile King
Oh, my, Camelot has really gone to hell.
Merlin had a strange sense of humor.
{Holding nose} Whew! Depends is mightier than the sword.
With my last breath, I stab at thee… I ain’t breathing again until I’m out of here!
+1
Moby Dick bacon!
A Hefty lexicon.
Another would-be conqueror finds his way into the garbage bin of history …
“Are these bags biodegradable?”
— Econan the Barbarian
It’s good to be the king, earning the right – not so much…
“Damn wife with her damn spring cleaning.”
All the cleaning up fell to the knight shift.
It’s official- the new Dungeons and Dragons movie is trash.
I heard Alec Baldwin “accidentally” killed someone with it a few years ago on another B movie set.
He who shall remove the sword from the hefty bag shall be the king of Newark.
For whatever that’s worth.
Well the garbage pen really is mightier than the sword…
I don’t know if you’re aware who handles the janitorial services in this neighborhood . . .
“Bring out your dead!”
Clearly a spy shot from the new Disney movie “Queen Arthur, and nights under the table”.
Biden’s Excalibur
Rabbit detritus.
Security camera captures footage of fanny pack belonging to Stacey Abrams, lurking behind governor’s mansion.
Philo and Gunge finally give Marjory some long deserved payback.
No love for Fraggle Rock – “The Trash Heap has spoken.”
FBI were apparently shooting video how weapons get tossed out all the time..in defence of Hunter Biden’s little indiscretion..
Thor had his Hammer, Mjollnir, and Odin had his spear, Gangnir. Little is known of Odin’s long dagger, Dangnir. When Odin stuck the dagger in his belt, Dangnir cut his balls off.
“Whoso pulleth out this sword of this trashbag and heap, is rightwise king born of all England. Then the people marvelled, and told it to the Archbishop. I command, said the Archbishop, that ye keep you within your church and pray unto God still, that no man touch the sword till the high mass be all done. So when all masses were done all the lords went to behold the bag and the sword. And when they saw the scripture some assayed, such as would have been king. But none might stir the sword nor move it. He is not here, said the Archbishop, that shall achieve the sword, but doubt not God will make him known.” – Sir Thomas Malory (Updated for modern readers)