Biden Refers to Tornado-Torn Mississippi Town Rolling Fork as ‘Rolling Stone’
NY Post | March 31, 2023 | Patrick ReillyPresident Biden visited the small tornado-ravaged Mississippi town of Rolling Fork on Friday and twice referred to it as “Rolling Stone.” …
“We’re not just here for today … we’re going to get it done for you,” Biden told the crowd. “I’m making sure you got a place to sleep, food to eat, helping you rebuild your lives in Rolling Stone.”
He later repeated the mistake later in his speech: “The town of Rolling Stone will be back, and we’ll be with you every step of the way,” he said.
Biden, 80, acknowledged the mix-up towards the end of the remarks, Fox News reported.
“What did I say, I said Rolling Fork,” the president said. “Rolling Stone. I got my mind going here.”
Cities That Biden Can’t Quite Remember the Name Of: …
his home town.
He also applauded thier town of being moss free.
“I am happy to be here in Grand Funk, North Dakota.”
I took the railroad here, no lie. Great conductors.
Cities That Biden Can’t Quite Remember the Name Of: …
Kyiv (unless he wants someone to butter his chicken.)
“Hunter must really like Disney World. This is already the third time this year he told me he’s going to Whorelando.”
Cities That Biden Can’t Quite Remember the Name Of: …
You don’t even want to know what he calls Bucksnort, Pennsylvania.
FYI…there’s also a Bucksnort, Tennessee
Or French Lick, Indiana on the way to Climax, Michigan.
Man, West Virginia.
JB: “Man I can’t ever remember that name man.”
… well, he takes a left turn every time he tries to say Albuquerque…
but then he only makes left turns
Oddly enough he’ll pronounce it Worcester instead of wuhsta like you’re s’pota
… for some reason, he keeps saying Fork America when he’s thinking of American Fork, Utah…
Cities That Biden Can’t Quite Remember the Name Of: …
He has referred to Rock Ridge as Stoned Cliff.
Funky Town
As if anybody would ever take him there.
The city that never sleeps
He’s got a freaky old lady,
Named Dr. JILL baby,
That hands him out his pills,
Well he sings about climate,when he really knows
And he only claims his 10%, after the show,
He’ take all kind of bills that give him all kind of thrills,
But the thrill Joe has never known
Is the thrill that’ll get ya when you get
your picture
Telling people that they really live in Rolling Stone…
Rolling Stone
Wanna have my nap time soon
Rolling Stone…
For ice cream time, want the big spoon,
Rolling Stone…
Dover, unless he’s with his friend Ben
Jill: We’re going to make three fundraising stops. Try to remember the names of the cities this time.
Joe: Are we going to Arkansas?
Jill: With you in office, even they have little Hope any more.
Joe: So where are we going, so I can memorize the names?
Jill: Okay, Houma’s on first, Watts on second, and we go by Monroe on third.
Joe: Which one is Maxine Waters’ district?
Jill: Watts.
Joe (louder): Which one is Maxine Waters’ district?
Jill: Let’s start over. Can you pronounce Houma?
Joe: Kamala-muh. I am so funny. Is there chocolate chip ice cream?
Jill: Never mind. Not to worry, the fourteen Cajuns who show up will be too drunk to notice, and the media will play a laugh track. Do you remember the third city?
Joe: I don’t Nome.
Jill: We’re not going to Alaska. Do you know the name Monroe?
Joe: Yes, he was a president who was actually elected, and could speak and write complete sentences, and didn’t fall up stairs, and didn’t have a BM in front of the Pope, and . . .
Jill: Enough. Do you think you can remember those three city names now?
Joe: You lost me at “you think.”
Jill: You really are not a Braintree.
Joe: Never was.
God help Biden if he visits Wales and ends up in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
…can’t understand why he gets his feet wet every time he heads for South Detroit.
As Strother Martin once said…”What we have here, is failure to communicate.”