Biden Reelection Video Fails To Mention a Single First-Term Accomplishment
breitbart.com | 25 Apr 2023 | Joel B. PollakPresident Joe Biden launched his reelection bid on Tuesday with the release of a new video that fails to name a single achievement in his first term — nor any plan for what he might hope to achieve in his second term.
And took no questions from the press. None of which is a surprise.
He finally found Cornpops grave and put flowers (black dialahs) is all I can think of right now.
He didn’t fall all the way down the steps on Air Force One
Ha! Any clod can fall down the steps…he succeeded in falling up the steps.
To date, he’s managed to keep his son out of prison…
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He stayed “alive” for two years thereby preventing the disaster of a Harris presidency.
Jimmy Carter’s “Miss Me Yet” memes
He has an unblemished record of honoring the designated “hard lid”…
He hasn’t started a war with Mexico or Canada… yet.
The way Canada is going, they could probably use an invasion soon.
The way our southern border is monitored, we might as well be getting invaded by Mexico.
Tankdemon we are getting invaded from Mexico.
He’s too busy starting one with half of the US.
He’s honored every campaign promise that he remembers…
He hasn’t been place in Double Secret Probation yet, as far as we know.
Hasn’t been seen wearing Jill’s fishnet stockings
Not a single state has announced its secession since he took office. Lincoln can’t even make that claim.
Still in the running for the stupidest VP ever, despite the current noteworthy competition
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He finished his puddin’ without spilling a drop, twice!
He’s greatly increased presidential cooperation with Xi.
Surpassed LBJ as the most corrupt president ever. A record once thought unbreakable.
Mailed the Taliban a 1099 for $83 billion. KJP said their check is in the mail.
Sent the FBI to raid Mensa after they declined the application of the smartest person he knows.
He made NASCAR driver Brandon Brown a household name.
He has taken over first place as the most inept, incompetent, delusional president EVER. Jimma’ Carter is in 2nd place and the obama’s (he/she/they/them) are in 3 rd.
And poor old Bill Clinton gets nothing but a participation trophy.
Has evidence on Hillary, may still be living.
His garage is 5 and 0 vs. A&Es Hoarders tv show.
Volunteers six days a week as night shift Schrodinger’s cat.
Odds of outliving Jimmy Carter improved to 49/51 yesterday.
Well at least he didn’t soil himself in front of the children at Bring Your Future Democrat To Work Day…