I was going to say the ammo, even though I don’t currently have any weapons of that caliber, but a closer look makes me think that it is all spent brass, so I will take the schoolmarm, eh, girl.
I want to be like Pancho Villa, and the Ponch. So I’ll have the girl, the ammo, the gatlin gun, all the booze and tortillas, but I think the saddle bags will only hold a 10 lb bag of beans.
Pancho: We sprinkled chopped up peyote on everything because we didn’t have the ingredients to make a picante sauce and we wouldn’t touch the store bought stuff like Pace with a 20 foot cactus stalk..it made us feel like killing more gringos.
Uhh..whats up doc..I know slim carrots when I sees them…
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
I was going to say the ammo, even though I don’t currently have any weapons of that caliber, but a closer look makes me think that it is all spent brass, so I will take the schoolmarm, eh, girl.
Pancho Villa would have taken both..just sayin. Also the gatlin gun, all the booze and flour tortillas and a 50 pd. bag of pinto beans.
I want to be like Pancho Villa, and the Ponch. So I’ll have the girl, the ammo, the gatlin gun, all the booze and tortillas, but I think the saddle bags will only hold a 10 lb bag of beans.
Well I’m sure he would have taken the supply wagon also that was pulled by a 1903 model T.
Different kind of hooker, different kind of blow.
I want to be like Pancho Villa
In a villa with a crunchy tortilla
Mesculine and ready t’quila
Here on Rancho Pancho!
Pancho: We sprinkled chopped up peyote on everything because we didn’t have the ingredients to make a picante sauce and we wouldn’t touch the store bought stuff like Pace with a 20 foot cactus stalk..it made us feel like killing more gringos.
You certainly have a lot of brass, fella!
Ammo Guru says:
You can never have too much ammo,
Unless you are swimming or on fire.
The ammo of course, I’d need to get a catapult before I could use the girl as a projectile.
https://www.instructables.com/How-to-Build-an-Awesome-Trebuchet/
Not exactly an Illudium Pu36 Explosive Space Modulator, but it will get the girl where you need her to go.
I have a lot more ammo than that in my garage ammo locker. And a prettier wife.
That’s nice. I let my wife free-range in the kitchen.
Aren’t you afraid the heat from her loins will cook off the ammo? What about moisture build-up and corrosion?