Writers Guild Authorizes Strike, Which Could Halt Hollywood Production
LAist | 4/17/23 | John HornThe Writers Guild of America has voted overwhelmingly to authorize a strike against film and television studios and streamers, which gives WGA negotiators license to launch a work stoppage in the coming weeks.
More than 9,000 screenwriters – nearly 98% of those casting ballots – voted to authorize a strike if the WGA cannot reach a new agreement with the Alliance of Motion Picture and TV producers by May 1.
Like any good Southern California native, I’ll dust off my fourteen-part treatment of the life and times of Grizzly Walruskkkch and start knocking on the right doors – They love this crap…this time it’ll work!!!
I’ll look forward to endless hours of the Real _______ of _________. Reality TV at its finest!
I’ll fill Reddit with fan-fiction stories of my favorite shows…
Just like I do every day…
Boy, does my life suck…
I blame the. Emu.
What a bummer.
Maybe I’ll read one of Frank’s books for the first time then.
Who needs screenwriters when all you you’re filming is remakes?
Well, if I start feeling the need for a fix of liberal idiocy and gayness, there’s always Bud Light.
Buttigiege:
“Bud Light didn’t turn me gay.
Michelob Ultra Light did.”
Ultralights fall under the Transportation portfolio…
First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
Oh, No! Hollywood Screenwriters May Go On Strike! What Will You Do?
Wait. What? People are being paid to write that drivel?
Start my own script, “Life in a Large Wooden Badger”
I’ll watch The Godfather for the 745th time.
Is that all? That’s Rookie numbers.
I’ve watched The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly way many more times.
Good movie.
Of the other Leone movies I recommend you avoid Duck You Sucker aka A Fistful of Dynamite.
Thats a real stinker.
Oh, No! Hollywood Screenwriters May Go On Strike! What Will You Do?
I probably won’t notice
I’ll revert to other forms of emusement
Just walk through any Walmart..you don’t even have to buy anything. It kinda makes me feel guilty for not buying anything though.
Turn my Hollywood screenwriter apathy meter up to 11
Spike Lee thanks you!
I’ll just watch any movie I’ve already seen, then randomly switch over to scenes from RuPauls Drag Race, and pretend it’s the newest sequal/remake. Then I’ll come here and complain.
Looks like that ChatGbt is about to be biggest thing in town.
Wear dark glasses and watch all the oldies..the characters will now be more acceptable….