Straight Line of the Day: “Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Say no more” — Posted by Oppo on 21 April 2023, 12:00 pm New obnoxious innuendo that you might expect a stranger in a bar to get — “Your wife . . . does she call you ‘Mister President’ and play hopscotch? Know what I mean? Know what I mean?”
“What you say we all get out of here and go kick some Antifa ass down the street”. 1 Reply to this comment
Well, on the Mr. President part … She did shake hands with Abraham Lincoln the other night. Reply to this comment
“Your babysitter — does she ‘identify as a girl’? Know what I mean . . . Nudge, nudge, wink wink? Know what I mean?” Does she want to be First Lady? “Identifies as a doctor?” Bet she does, bet she does. Say no more! Reply to this comment
“Does your wife identify as a woman?”
Thumbs down?
Be honored that the Supreme Court reads your comments!
“Will you hold my Erlanger for a minute?”
So, you straight?
“What you say we all get out of here and go kick some Antifa ass down the street”.
“Would you like a Bud Light, fella? Know what I mean? Wink, wink…”
I’d like one from column A and two from column B, please…
Could you take a bit off the top and trim the rest?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Well, on the Mr. President part … She did shake hands with Abraham Lincoln the other night.
“Your wife, how does she feel about moon nuking?”
“Innuendo”
Is that an Italian suppository?
wink – wink, nudge – nudge
“Your babysitter — does she ‘identify as a girl’? Know what I mean . . . Nudge, nudge, wink wink? Know what I mean?”
Does she want to be First Lady?
“Identifies as a doctor?” Bet she does, bet she does. Say no more!
“Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Say no more” —