Harris:
“In my remaining time as VP I vow to make Bud Light the national drink of America. I’m tired af but it would be my greatest accomplishment and I’m pretty sure I will be the front runner for potus when Brandon, I mean Joe, leaves.
Thanks to Biden’s high rates of inflation and cost of living increases, here’s how the dialog from the toll booth scene would have to be spoken today……….[Lamarr’s posse rides up on Bart’s diversion: a single tollbooth in the middle of the desert]
Taggart: [1:19:44] Le Petomane Thruway? Now what’ll that a**hole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a ten dollar bill?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody’s gotta go back and get a s**t-load of ten dollar bills!
Thirteen schitzengrubens is Willy’s limit.
Harris:
“In my remaining time as VP I vow to make Bud Light the national drink of America. I’m tired af but it would be my greatest accomplishment and I’m pretty sure I will be the front runner for potus when Brandon, I mean Joe, leaves.
If she’s tired, it isn’t because of any kind of effort…
High-level cackling must really take it out of someone – just look at poor Hillary…
Tired of being admired? I don’t think so. How do you become tired of something that never happened?
Off topic:
I’ve been deeply in love with Madeline Kahn for decades.
How — owdinawy!
Just don’t watch Frankenstein’s monster at work — that’ll drive you insane!
Everything above the neck is kaput.
Kamala Harris: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
President Biden: Goll darnit, Kamala, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Impossible since she is a genuine 2 bit whore.
Thanks to Biden’s high rates of inflation and cost of living increases, here’s how the dialog from the toll booth scene would have to be spoken today……….[Lamarr’s posse rides up on Bart’s diversion: a single tollbooth in the middle of the desert]
Taggart: [1:19:44] Le Petomane Thruway? Now what’ll that a**hole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a ten dollar bill?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody’s gotta go back and get a s**t-load of ten dollar bills!
sawbucks
get a s**t-load of sawbucks
just trying to help
The Vice President is near…
… and a “bong” is very appropriate.