Welcome to IMAO! This Guy’s Filling In for Basil in the Supply Closet Posted by Oppo on 26 April 2023, 11:00 am 1
His name is Bay Leaf and taking inventory of all the nukes is his favorite part of the job. Playing craps with Basil at break time is a close second. 2 Reply to this comment
If you slip him a few bucks, he can totally sneak one out for you. You just have to transport it off the property yourself, so bring a backpack. 1 Reply to this comment
Don’t tell Oppo about the sneaking one out thing. He thinks the inventory reports are true. We have a plan to blame the Emu if anything goes wrong. So I guess that means you shouldn’t tell the Emu, either. 1 Reply to this comment
I am skeptical of inventory reports. We maintain precious little inventory. Product is for use, not storage. 1 Reply to this comment
Armed with a pencil and a closet full of nukes, there’s a new sheriff in town… 2 Reply to this comment
Meanwhile back at the ACME Blockbuster Bomb factory….. “Where the heck is that ticking sound coming from?” 2 Reply to this comment
I like his sense of whimsy (or is that loneliness?), drawing a neck-tie on one. 1 Reply to this comment
His name is Bay Leaf and taking inventory of all the nukes is his favorite part of the job. Playing craps with Basil at break time is a close second.
If you slip him a few bucks, he can totally sneak one out for you. You just have to transport it off the property yourself, so bring a backpack.
Don’t tell Oppo about the sneaking one out thing. He thinks the inventory reports are true. We have a plan to blame the Emu if anything goes wrong. So I guess that means you shouldn’t tell the Emu, either.
I am skeptical of inventory reports.
We maintain precious little inventory.
Product is for use, not storage.
Armed with a pencil and a closet full of nukes, there’s a new sheriff in town…
Meanwhile back at the ACME Blockbuster Bomb factory…..
“Where the heck is that ticking sound coming from?”
I like his sense of whimsy (or is that loneliness?), drawing a neck-tie on one.
Or does he have a cartoon arrow out of his back quiver?
That photo is likely considered porn in North Korea…
+1
This must be fake cause that isn’t Basil, it’s Basil.
“Now all I need is the Illudium Pu36 Explosive Space Modulator”