Bonus Straight Line, Before They Shut Us Down Forever Posted by Oppo on 17 June 2023, 4:00 pm Bonus Straight Line of the Day: How Gay Is Bud Light? “It’s so gay, even Freddie Mercury would’ve said “Whoa, there. I’m out.”
Its pretty gay. An Amish man who completely misunderstood Pride Month placed a classified ad to sell a pride of lions. Reply to this comment
It’s bold and showy, without much subtlety or taste – that puts it solidly in the Liberace range… 2 Reply to this comment
Budweiser has been at it so long ,that even the Clydesdales have had personal groomers assigned to them since day one…. 2 Reply to this comment
It has been in WNBA locker rooms for years and nobody noticed. Ask a judge for one at sentencing and you automatically get thrown in a womens prison. The pop top is on the bottom. If you set one on a bumper, leave room in the can for the chrome. If you get caught with one at a pride event, just leave room in the can. If it doesn’t ward off the Grim Reaper then that is not a scythe in his hand. 1 Reply to this comment
Its pretty gay. An Amish man who completely misunderstood Pride Month
placed a classified ad to sell a pride of lions.
How Gay Is Bud Light?
How much Gay ya got?
Just one sip and Chuck Norris now identifies as Chick Norris.
OK you win. Lol
It’s bold and showy, without much subtlety or taste – that puts it solidly in the Liberace range…
Budweiser has been at it so long ,that even the Clydesdales have had personal groomers assigned to them since day one….
It has been in WNBA locker rooms for years and nobody noticed.
Ask a judge for one at sentencing and you automatically get thrown in a womens prison.
The pop top is on the bottom.
If you set one on a bumper, leave room in the can for the chrome.
If you get caught with one at a pride event, just leave room in the can.
If it doesn’t ward off the Grim Reaper then that is not a scythe in his hand.
…it only comes in cans. -I’ll show myself out now.
Budweiser has been at it so long ,that even the Clydesdales are geldings.