Kimberly Guilfoyle

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Hey! Somehow, my innermost thoughts are being broad-cast on the world-wide web!

In all seriousness, though, I worked for ten years in an office alongside a single mom who looked remarkably like Kimberly. I could not seal the deal. What a loser. Might as well drink Bud Light.

Can you imagine going into work next to this regularly? Sometimes, when not showing cleavage or wearing T-shirts, she wore business suits, which had interesting implications. How anything at all got done, I’ll never know. Her desk was connected to mine. Ah, dear Martha. She had a very sweet personality, too. Innocent, if you can believe that.