US Influencer Becomes “Emotional Support Stripper” in Ukraine
bignewsnetwork | 7/23/23Taiwanese-American influencer Fan-Pei Koung traveled from her native Houston to the front lines of the Ukrainian conflict to offer her services as an “emotional support stripper,” she told the Daily Beast on Friday.
The beauty pageant contestant turned self-described “globe-trotting girlfriend” offers racy photos of herself in skimpy variations of military gear posing with armaments on erotic pay-per-view platform Onlyfans, though she says the content is free to Ukrainians, soldiers and volunteers.
That’s not the only thing that’s free, according to her profile on the DIY porn site, which lists “free emotional breastfeeding to soldiers and volunteers” as one of her specialties.
Coulda renamed herself Chi Minh…
Drive thru sp3rm bank?
Rotten to the corps, but good to the army?
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Are these services covered under VA benefits?
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Redundant. Emotional support dog would have worked fine.
Yah but will she love you wong time?
The Clambodian Conslutant
The Slippery Slope?
Under The Double Spread-eagle
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Has she tried “Senator”?
Swalwell calls her Fan Fan
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I guess Kamala is already taken.
You know I often travel with my emotional support stripper on long flights.
That’s funny. I often tip my emotional support stripper after thong flights.
Man, I could use some of that free emotional breastfeeding!
You know, it’s press like this that must make her parents so proud…
When entertaining the troops goes from USO to..U SO big!
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A Hunter Biden tax deduction.
Intercontinental Ballistic Whistle
Trench warfare bench in a pinch wench
Puss In Boots
This is my rifle this is my gun remedial tutor
I love a story with a happy ending.
Ok…CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3!