Joe Biden Will Drop Out of 2024 Presidential Race, Top JPMorgan Strategist Predicts
NY Post | Jan. 8, 2024| Ariel ZilberMichael Cembalest, who heads the market and investment strategy unit in the Wall Street bank’s asset management division, made the shocking forecasts in his list of ‘Ten Surprises’ for 2024 over the weekend.
Tops among the budding Nostradamus’ prophesies was that 81-year-old Biden will drop out of the race “sometime between Super Tuesday and the November election, citing health concerns.”
Pravda and all the other commie news outlets are predicting (97% chance) that it’s going to be Trump-Hillary rematch and Trump will win again and the Left won’t be able to accept it again and declare Civil War 2.
Joe and Jill went up the hill,
To grasp a second election.
Joe stepped down,
Jill took his crown
But the folks took a different direction
Joe and Jill went up the Hill
And caught an episode of Watters:
Joe fell down
The pedo clown
And suffered — as he oughter.
A turnip
Definitely an improvement.
Get ready to have to look at Newsoms slimy face a lot more.
A wooden duck decoy
I would have thought a large wooden badger.
Too much stuff in it’s head to be a valid replacement for Joe
Brandon Brown. He has name recognition, and a built-in campaign slogan.
Kamala Harris, of course. “Joe had to drop out, and since I am a dropout, in fact, my sink once had drops out, which was fixed by a plumber while I was drawing Venn diagrams on a yellow school bus over the passage of time, and I am so ready to replace him. Can you say Harrisomics? Joe can’t. Cackle cackle cackle.”
“I think we all can aspire, conspire, right? Putin, meet putout. I mean, say what?! Cackle, cackle, cackle.”
She’s too knee-dy
A laden or an unladen swallow?
She’s a commie: Vladimir Pudend.
If Biden Drops Out, Who Will Replace Him?
Just another one of his body doubles.
A secret cabal of disaffected super-rich progressives will meet together and, after months of dispute and contention, introduce their ultimate woke candidate, Barack Obama-in-a-dress…
So, Michelle.
Nah, I was thinking about someone less manly…
The voters… Of course, they may replace him even if he doesn’t drop out.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
LEEROY JENKINS!!!
If Biden Drops Out, Who Will Replace Him?
Of course it’s Michelle. Why else would there be such a push to legitimize trannys?
“For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of my c . . . . tree.”
JFK. Even though his brain is missing, he is still smarter than Biden, Harris, and Rob Reiner. Put together.
Jimmy Carter. Sadly, Mr. Malaise is a vast improvement.
Xi Jinping. He already has three years’ experience running the White House, going on four this year. Obama wasn’t a natural born citizen either, so that obstacle has been eliminated.
If Biden Drops Out, Who Will Replace Him?
Someone even more incompetent, and much worse than him and you can take that to the bank!