0 db – the sound from my TV when a Democrat is speaking.
15 db – the sound of the silencers as bullets crash into the back of the head of another suicide victim, whose hands are tied behind his back, right before 30,000 e mails disappear once again.
2000 db – The lousy music coming from the bouncing car next to me, which has Hefty bags for car windows.
35 db – The voice in my head telling me to do shameful things.
45 db – The other voice in my head. Different voice. Slight accent. Louder, but the same things.
Well, when Trump first got elected it was about 160db from Liberal crying.
Biden is at about 150db with his loud old man farting.
Spinal Tap would be beyond any chart you could create…
Or their fierce rivals…the acid rock band Epidural.
10 through 150 — in random order: Yoko Ono.
37 db – Biden’s creepy whisper
51 db – Biden’s disorganized mumble
64 db – Biden’s drug-induced rant
7 db – typical Biden audience enthusiasm level
150+ db, sounds of pleasure from the Interns dorm when Walrus comes to visit.
Vibrators?
*This measurement could not be verified, due to its extremely short duration….
Yeah, they do laugh pretty loudly.
I’m wondering what the db level was when Paul Pelosi got into that hammer fight with a male prostitute in their underwear..
12 dB: Silent but Deadly
Somewhere between 110 and 120, The Ex when she was on a drunken screeching roll.
170 db – the time that fat guy stepped on my tail.
37db..the welcome sound of tinnitus awakening us older guys and remaining with us throughout the day to remind us we are alive..
35db- Dialogue of movie scene.
165db- “Background” music played during that same movie scene.
Pet peeve!
80 db – Brandon amped up on drugs giving a SOTU rant.
120 db – Networks which value their viewers alternating between a laugh track and Dueling Banjos during same SOTU rant.
85 db, the sound of Kristin Stewart breathing in every single movie.
120 db, Macho Man Randy Savage whenever somebody opens a Slim Jim.
0 db – the sound from my TV when a Democrat is speaking.
15 db – the sound of the silencers as bullets crash into the back of the head of another suicide victim, whose hands are tied behind his back, right before 30,000 e mails disappear once again.
2000 db – The lousy music coming from the bouncing car next to me, which has Hefty bags for car windows.
35 db – The voice in my head telling me to do shameful things.
45 db – The other voice in my head. Different voice. Slight accent. Louder, but the same things.