Take the latest anti vaccination – vaccination
Remove all climate change items like gas stoves and heaters., etc.
Train and arm all personnel with AR-15’s with rocket launcher attachments, if ever needed in case BLM, Antifa or some other dorky Left Wing group trys to block the parking spaces and stuff.
“Increase your DEI administrative oversight to match Yale University” – a helpful government official
Clear the office of all pointy objects…
I’m not going anywhere.
Put the Emu in charge of health and safety…
Take the latest anti vaccination – vaccination
Remove all climate change items like gas stoves and heaters., etc.
Train and arm all personnel with AR-15’s with rocket launcher attachments, if ever needed in case BLM, Antifa or some other dorky Left Wing group trys to block the parking spaces and stuff.
Bring in OSHA. And while we’re at it, what’s with all the banana peels?!
Make sure there is always plenty of BACON.
Hire the Vicious Chicken of Bristol as your safety manager.
Well, We Failed Our Health and Safety Review. How Can We Make This Place Safer?
Mask up! Shut down.
Well, We Failed Our Health and Safety Review. How Can We Make This Place Safer?
Taxpayer funded bubble wrap.
Well, We Failed Our Health and Safety Review. How Can We Make This Place Safer?
Don’t. Just wait for them to lower the standards.