Dear Ann Landers:

A certain amount of padding in a bra is effective in keeping guys from viewing every woman as the hands-down favorite in a wet T-shirt contest.

However, at some point does or does not the thickness of the padding become — shall we say — false advertising?

— A Concerned Citizen named Oppo

Stormy Daniels and Trump’s Bloomingdale’s Chick Corroborate

Way to greet world leaders:

“Help!”

Figures There Are a Few Indian Votes Out There

Oppo Receives Death Threats From Insurance Actuators!!

I Mean, Actuaries.

But Who Knows?

Source: FBI Doing Cost/Benefit Analysis — Redacted