CNN: “Could you talk about making pancakes and cooking bacon for your nieces when President Biden called to inform you of his decision to drop out of the race? Americans desperately want to know…and if you make your bacon crispy or that grossly fat chewy stuff even the pigs won’t eat.”
Which Clown Union do you guys belong to?
…”Who’s your favorite media personality?” (Squeeeee!)
…”Who speaks for you, since you apparently can’t speak for yourself?”
… “What’s the over/under on a repeat of government-generated inflation during your watch?”
Media Questions for Harris ‘n’ Walz: …
“Can I have your autograph?”
Media Questions for Harris ‘n’ Walz: …
“Can I get a reach around?”
Media Questions for Harris ‘n’ Walz: …
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Media Questions for Harris ‘n’ Walz: …
Isn’t softball so much fun!?
Which state has better social justice fires for roasting marshmallows, Minnesota or CA?
I keep forgetting, which one of you is the Maoist and which one is the Stalinist?
What toppings do you like on your pizza?
Spit, swallow, or gargle?
Media Questions for Harris ‘n’ Walz: …
Did ya’ll know that life is a sprint and not a marathon?
Can you really claim that a mail-in ballot scheme is secure … without doing that cackle thing?
What is your favorite “fiction” about your accomplishments as VP?
Did your boss, FJB, ever complain about an annoying and inappropriate giggle?
Which of your policies is going to bring the most joy to the world, all the boys and girls?
Media: Are either of you smarter than a 5th grader?
Harris: I rode a yellow school bus as a 5th grader!
Walz: Jesse Ventura would have made a great road grader!
Media: Wow, great answers! I see 181 million votes for you this time!
“You’re the guy from the hamburger train, right?”
CNN: “Could you talk about making pancakes and cooking bacon for your nieces when President Biden called to inform you of his decision to drop out of the race? Americans desperately want to know…and if you make your bacon crispy or that grossly fat chewy stuff even the pigs won’t eat.”