Hey bartender! Sittin’ here with my butt gettin’ numb
Been two hours since I ordered that rum
Hey bartender! You got me in alchoholics jail
Just standing there waggin’ that tail
Hey bartender! Don’t play dumb
We both know the problem is you got no thumbs
Set ’em Fido, I got a story to tell.
Shaggy this is the third time I’ve caught you looking at Poodle Porn…you’re fired.
This ain’t Poodle Pörn, boss, it’s on how to prepare Horse’s Ovaries.
Shaggy:
“You just made me want to dry heave….brb.”
A little hair of the dog, Fido…
We do not serve drinks in a bowl in this establishment!
I say GOOD DAY to you sir!
Thats it!
Out you pixies go, troo the door or out the window!
110% DEI
I don’t care if Carrie Nation is marching down here. Let her in!
“NO CATS!… oh, it’s you…er…my apologies. What can I get you? Oh, yes…of course, on the house, Mr. D. “
This is a VERY GOOD DOG!
“Sure, I’m a female dog, but AOC is the one who’s stealing our tips.”
Hey bartender! Sittin’ here with my butt gettin’ numb
Been two hours since I ordered that rum
Hey bartender! You got me in alchoholics jail
Just standing there waggin’ that tail
Hey bartender! Don’t play dumb
We both know the problem is you got no thumbs
Always was a sucker for a cute blonde behind the bar.