Hey! I just invented a new phrase!
I was thinking of “dumping on” me, but it came out wrong.
Anyway, I’m posting it here for future dictionary editors who want to chronicle its first use. I assume it’s bound to take off soon.
“But Oppo, what does it mean?”
I don’t know. I just make up new phrases; I don’t define them. Stop deepin’ on me.
You derping me?
Deepin on you?
How about deep-sixin’ on you?
No, not really. Just kidding. Honest. I’ll be good! Really! Noooo! Not the ban ham †
Emu.
Ț̴̠͉͈͕̺͎͆͒̓̏̊̽͝h̵̩̺̫̍̽́̿̀̾͝e̸̡̿̈́̏͝ ̵̛̯̼͍̘̫͆͋ͅẸ̸̛̞̣̝̫̏́̀̈́̋̀M̷͎̌͐̍̎̚Ǘ̸̧̜̩̭͝ ̶̪̥̲̦͎̱̔̐͋́̈́͠d̵̫͓̦̎͑̾͐͘i̵̭̎d̴̥̜͓̓̓̀̀͂ ̵͙͗̆̊̕̕t̷̺͇̠̲̝̆̎̔̾̽̌͝h̴̨̳̞̬̤̹̓̐́ï̴͚̿̉͒̓͗͘͠s̴̡̢̞̺̗͉̳̆̆̃͘͘͜!̴͚͈͇̫̝͇͒̽̊́͗!̴̪̹͓̔̋̓̌̾̚ͅ
Bad EMU
Only from a particular point of view.
I think that’s supposed to be a cassowary..
Getting too profound, eh?
— said every Canadian scientist, ever.
The obvious meaning of “deepin’ on”:
An action verb-phrase. Speaking expertly on a topic that is not comprehend-able to a listener, with the goal of shaming said listener.
i.e. “Dernit Albert! You’re deepin’ on me with that quantum physics time bending crap.”
Albert probably has an interesting back-story.
Colon Man(Pete Butt) –
“I am Colon Man! (:) here to remind you of the proper use of colons (:)! AWAAYYY”!
I like Colon Man. I respect Colon Man.
I am not sure how he came up in this discussion, though.
Colon Man;
Colon Man;
Does whatever a semi-colon can —
He’s a doctor:
But no physician:
Just a typical politician.
Colon Man!
The phrase “y’all are deepin’ on me” is specifically for those situations when you’ve already pointed out how extra thick the layer of BS is around the place, and rather than throttle back on the BS, everyone else just turns the BS up to 11.
And around here, BS is like cowbell.
Dink Dink Dink!
(Hey, I didn’t start it. Did I? I am known to do that…)
Biden: “My butt’s been wiped!”
Reporter: “Y’all Depend on me?”
Deepin’ me is something chicks say, right? Or teh gays.
Are you sure you ain’t just stealin’ this from Uncle Remus?
I ain’t got no time for that – what’s happening with the Kardashians?
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
BIG BUTTS ARE OUT.
Wait a minute…
“Deepin’ on me”: When y’all having a good time, then someone brings down the room with a heavy topic.
Example
Doug: “Y’all seen the latest round of Babesleaguea girls?”
Steve: “Yeah, but my wife caught me lookin at ’em. We got into a big fight, brought up some long brewing issues.”
Doug: “Dang it Steve! Don’t be deepin’ on me!”