The Citi – Bike marketing team has clearly misunderstood customer feedback regarding the quality of their product. Or perhaps instead they embraced the feedback thinking that the new brand name suggestions were to good to pass up.
On the commode again
I just can’t wait to dump a load again
Making gnarly music is scaring off my friends
And I can’t wait to get off the commode again
On the commode again
Can’t go places once it starts again
Makin’ things that I don’t want to see again
And I can’t wait to get off the commode again
Everybody sing
On the commode again
Smell like a band o’ gypsies, need to crack a window
Losing all my friends
The cramps insisting that I once more have to go
So I go
Back on the commode again
I just can’t wait to get off the commode again
This crappy life has driven off all of my friends
And I can’t wait to get off the commode again
Pooter Scooter
IMAO, toilet… sensing a trend here…
Four-flusher on the way!
When you really gotta go…
Inwas going to say, When ya gotta go on the go.
Democrat community organizer.
Scooter by YouGo.
Does away with visits to filthy Texaco latrines on long road trips.
Ready for an accident.
Musk’s new ceramic diaper, to be called the Fyber Truck. On sale to a hipster near you.
Never drink Schlitz all night it will give you the _____.
(This is a cognitive test)
The Citi – Bike marketing team has clearly misunderstood customer feedback regarding the quality of their product. Or perhaps instead they embraced the feedback thinking that the new brand name suggestions were to good to pass up.
2 Wheeled, Gas Powered Go Kart
Head out on the road.
Highway!
Lookin for adventure…
NASCAR’s new sponsored car, Taco Bell.
DNC’s David Hogg riding to his destiny.
On The Road Again🎵 🎵 On The Commode Again 🎵 🎵
On the head again…
On the commode again
I just can’t wait to dump a load again
Making gnarly music is scaring off my friends
And I can’t wait to get off the commode again
On the commode again
Can’t go places once it starts again
Makin’ things that I don’t want to see again
And I can’t wait to get off the commode again
Everybody sing
On the commode again
Smell like a band o’ gypsies, need to crack a window
Losing all my friends
The cramps insisting that I once more have to go
So I go
Back on the commode again
I just can’t wait to get off the commode again
This crappy life has driven off all of my friends
And I can’t wait to get off the commode again
Now I can’t get Willie outa my head. 😡
Or your commode!
(I gotta go take a Willie…)
No gaps from head to tail…
An hour ago, they called DoorDash.
Now, they need RoadRuns.
Sh!t Stains R Us
Double skid marks