Straight Line of the Day: He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But… Posted by Oppo on 22 April 2025, 12:00 pm
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But… … consider who “he” is. Only ATLAS has ever held the Earth like that. 1 Reply to this comment
That’s what Epstein said once and look what happened to him…strung up and hung in his cell by three Lesbian Guards. 1 Reply to this comment
and if he went out holding his D (I assume so), then he went out still holding his whole world in his hand. 2 Reply to this comment
… his left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing. (It’s holding the world. His left hand isn’t the brightest.) 2 Reply to this comment
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But… There’s a sneeze coming on and he’s never really been fond of being caught using the vampire technique. 1 Reply to this comment
He’s got the whole world in his hands but enough belly button lint to make Sam Brinton look like a yeti. Reply to this comment
… between the surface moisture and the spin, it’s a slippery little fella…
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But…
… consider who “he” is.
Only ATLAS has ever held the Earth like that.
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But…
…A pile of crumbs at his feet.
…has no hands left to hold his bourbon and pet his dogs.
That’s what Epstein said once and look what happened to him…strung up and hung in his cell by three Lesbian Guards.
and if he went out holding his D (I assume so), then he went out still holding his whole world in his hand.
… his left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing.
(It’s holding the world. His left hand isn’t the brightest.)
He’s squeezing the life out of it
… there’s a likelihood that He’ll be upgrading at some point…
…you don’t want to know where those hands have been.
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But…
There’s a sneeze coming on and he’s never really been fond of being caught using the vampire technique.
Look to the heavens for an incoming meteor shower!
He’s got the whole world in his hands but enough belly button lint to make Sam Brinton look like a yeti.
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands, But…
his keys are in his pocket.
… let’s hope he doesn’t clap.