The Patent Office specifically states they will accept no applications involving perpetual motion. But they don’t say anything about perpetual inactivity. So the way I see it, if I patent that, I can sue congress for … ALL the money.
A receipt machine, which can duplicate receipt formats from every major store in America, or you can design your own receipts with our amazing patented software. Need receipts for your taxes? Just log on to Receipts-R-Us.com! BOGO from January 1 – April 15.
Latest Submission to the Patent Office: …
Nothing, they shut it down.
The Patent Office specifically states they will accept no applications involving perpetual motion. But they don’t say anything about perpetual inactivity. So the way I see it, if I patent that, I can sue congress for … ALL the money.
Latest Submission to the Patent Office: …
…. an ultra-modern, fully automatic Artificial Intelligence fact checker.
It was some shiny leather… not sure why…
A receipt machine, which can duplicate receipt formats from every major store in America, or you can design your own receipts with our amazing patented software. Need receipts for your taxes? Just log on to Receipts-R-Us.com! BOGO from January 1 – April 15.
Latest Submission to the Patent Office: …
A super vote tabulator. Even better than the ones that the Democrats use.
Wile E. Crosstab, Super Ingenuous
Zero Point Energy Antimatter Quantum Confabulator
Submitted by Elon Musk.
He’s goin’ to the stars, baby!
(I warned you I was all about NEW PHYSICS!)
The guy-yo-tine, to insure mental and physical fitness for those insisting on serving in womens prison, voting Democrat or dating your daughter.