The Witches of Scotland Are on the March With a New Book and Their Fight for Justice
The Scotsman | 10th May 2025 | Janet Christie
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… a new bell and candle to go with their new book.
… Triple, Triple, Mister Whipple.
… Hillary for President!
… straw houses in Munchkinland to replace those heavy wooden ones.
… Oppo should stop referring to them as old haggis.
… warmer clothing – they’re so tired of the old saying, “Colder than a witch’s ___ “…
ANTIFA:
“This is Witch Genocide and we will not tolerate it”!
“ATTACK!….using Skittles in your sling shots.”
… double pay for less toil, or there’ll be trouble…
… that flying houses be added to the “Golden Dome” target package…
… immediate tariff relief for all eye-of-newt imports…
… sonic brooms…
. . . a statue of Margaret Hamilton outside their HQ
. . . more representation on “The View”
. . . expulsion of Nancy Pelosi for giving them a bad image
Pond throwing to be banned.
Among their demands…
…that “ducks” no longer be used as a unit of weight.
Among their demands…
…free Compound W.
Rottingham for Latrine