All future comments:
MUST include Oxford Commas, where appropriate
MUST refrain from non-standard grammar and/or spelling
CANNOT antagonize marginalized flightless fowl
I’ll accept and vociferously support the use of the oxford comma. I can even see the logic, though I may not possess the ability, to not antagonize certain birds. However, I will continue to type in vernacular, and if anybody wants to correct me on my usage of ‘gonna, well, I’ll be left with no choice but to antagonize large, colorfully adorned, well groomed bovine.
What about serious and tasteful comments that are medium or well-done? What about medium-rare? Are we talking Applebees medium-rare or Bob who really knows how to cook a steak medium-rare? Where do we draw the line? I suggest we draw it on the kids menu.
…said Catholic Monarchs (Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile) at the start of the Spanish Inquisition.
“Ain’t got no time to expect that!” – Historians, everywhere
It was a very torturous time in history..similar to a person forgetting his password(s), etc.
… for all IMAO staff, beginning with underwear. OK, you guys, you know the drill – Walrus swaps with Oppo, Basil trades with Basil…
All future comments:
MUST include Oxford Commas, where appropriate
MUST refrain from non-standard grammar and/or spelling
CANNOT antagonize marginalized flightless fowl
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
The Management
PS: Have a nice day!
I’ll accept and vociferously support the use of the oxford comma. I can even see the logic, though I may not possess the ability, to not antagonize certain birds. However, I will continue to type in vernacular, and if anybody wants to correct me on my usage of ‘gonna, well, I’ll be left with no choice but to antagonize large, colorfully adorned, well groomed bovine.
Serious and tasteful comments – though rare – will no longer be tolerated.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
That sounds suspiciously thoughtful. Watch it, fella.
What about serious and tasteful comments that are medium or well-done? What about medium-rare? Are we talking Applebees medium-rare or Bob who really knows how to cook a steak medium-rare? Where do we draw the line? I suggest we draw it on the kids menu.
That’s the spirit!
When you’re in the Abyss, you are going to have to take steps.
And if you want to conquer Russia, you’re going to have to take steppes.
Turn and face the strange.