Top Ten Things Not To Be Believed About Walrus’s Vacation:
#1
He went up high into the mountains and successfully wrestled a wild grizzly bear by enacting a full Nelson pin down move on him.
Victoria’s Secret took its US website offline and shut down its online customer service operations on Wednesday after what it called a security incident.
10: He now knows the proper pronunciation of “Basil.”
9: The record holder for fastest two hundred meters on a unicycle was incredibly nervous.
8: If your local library changes from the Dewey decimal to the Library of Congress system in the next couple of weeks, there’s a reason for it.
7: This item is not cleared for release to the general public due to national security concerns.
6: http://tiny.cc/NoSix
5: No, his picnic basket was not stolen by bears at the national park.
4: For fear of being embarassed as a result of using the improper fork at that super-duper fancy soiree, he requested chopsticks.
3: Babesleaga candidate recruiting went extremely well.
2; Vacation was mostly spent on seminars regarding proper punctuation.
1: There is now a full scale replica of the Taj Mahal made entirely out of Legos somewhere in this great country.
I heard it was Hillary that was actually the one who spelled out 86-47 on that beach….looks like James is covering for her again…I wonder if there’s a romance thing going on there?🤔
#10 That he walked ALL of 16th Street Mall.
#9 That due to his support of secure borders, he only purchased burritos from American Citizens.
#8 He went to Dragon Mans Museum/Gun Range to purchase something to help control the Emu.
#7 He drove through the Eisenhower Tunnel and held his breath the whole way.
#6 He refilled the IMAO coffers by stealing gold from the dome of the Capitol building.
#5 He white water rafted the Poudre river, and didn’t giggle at the name.
#4 He found out the “Mile-High Club” just isn’t the same in Denver.
#3 The scrapes on his chin are a shaving accident, NOT from going to CSU and CU under pretense of inspecting their libraries and having his chin on the ground the entire time because of co-eds in spring attire.
#2 He rode the Tower of Doom at Elitch Gardens and didn’t scream like a girl.
#1 He found the cast bronze plate with his name, along with the rest of the Illuminati heavy hitters, at DIA.
Top Ten Things Not To Be Believed About Walrus’s Vacation:
#1
He went up high into the mountains and successfully wrestled a wild grizzly bear by enacting a full Nelson pin down move on him.
That he had an Intern on each arm.
That naked ladies were buying him drinks in the strip club.
That he shot a 74 on 18 holes. (It was 9 holes!)
I heard he got a tattoo of a rooster hanging by a noose below his knee.
… that it’s really ever over…
We’ll never know.
CNET | 5/29/25 | Bree Fowler
Victoria’s Secret took its US website offline and shut down its online customer service operations on Wednesday after what it called a security incident.
I thought you were going to include IMAO also being hit with a security incident and it caused SLotD to be delayed.
I blame Pootin.
Was it delayed? It showed up on my screen right on schedule — but Putin’s hackers may be playing macho head games with me.
It was probably my wife..I mean wifi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_d2g1BMNZE
Back in Ireland?
I don’t believe he went on vacation
I forgot to hold up a sign with our URL since I was on TV the whole game on Sunday.
… that Walrus was the reason that Gene Simmons sold his house in Las Vegas…
… that Legoland had a mysterious break-in, and Walrus has no alibi…
.that Walrus was disappointed to find out that “Mile-High City” didn’t mean what he thought it meant…
10: He now knows the proper pronunciation of “Basil.”
9: The record holder for fastest two hundred meters on a unicycle was incredibly nervous.
8: If your local library changes from the Dewey decimal to the Library of Congress system in the next couple of weeks, there’s a reason for it.
7: This item is not cleared for release to the general public due to national security concerns.
6: http://tiny.cc/NoSix
5: No, his picnic basket was not stolen by bears at the national park.
4: For fear of being embarassed as a result of using the improper fork at that super-duper fancy soiree, he requested chopsticks.
3: Babesleaga candidate recruiting went extremely well.
2; Vacation was mostly spent on seminars regarding proper punctuation.
1: There is now a full scale replica of the Taj Mahal made entirely out of Legos somewhere in this great country.
I think they’re COBI bricks. There’s no way the IMAO p card has enough muscle to afford real Lego.
He could have written it off as a business expense, if he had filed his TPS report.
As a teenager, the first time I slept at 8,000 feet, I got altitude sickness.
As an adult in my 60’s, the first time I stayed over night in Denver at 5,500 feet, I got altitude sickness.
But I’ve spent weeks in Colorado Springs since at 6,100 feet and felt fine.
What is it with Denver? I think it’s like Atlanta: sickening.
It is because the Rockies suck.
I like staying at a constant 3202 feet above sea level. Anything lower and I start getting LAS..Low Altitude Sickness.
As long as you don’t crouch down or lie down, you should be fine.
… He was strolling on a beach and saw shells spelling out “86Oppo,” but didn’t know what it meant.
I heard it was Hillary that was actually the one who spelled out 86-47 on that beach….looks like James is covering for her again…I wonder if there’s a romance thing going on there?🤔
#10 That he walked ALL of 16th Street Mall.
#9 That due to his support of secure borders, he only purchased burritos from American Citizens.
#8 He went to Dragon Mans Museum/Gun Range to purchase something to help control the Emu.
#7 He drove through the Eisenhower Tunnel and held his breath the whole way.
#6 He refilled the IMAO coffers by stealing gold from the dome of the Capitol building.
#5 He white water rafted the Poudre river, and didn’t giggle at the name.
#4 He found out the “Mile-High Club” just isn’t the same in Denver.
#3 The scrapes on his chin are a shaving accident, NOT from going to CSU and CU under pretense of inspecting their libraries and having his chin on the ground the entire time because of co-eds in spring attire.
#2 He rode the Tower of Doom at Elitch Gardens and didn’t scream like a girl.
#1 He found the cast bronze plate with his name, along with the rest of the Illuminati heavy hitters, at DIA.
Sounds like somebody has some inside knowledge of the area. And of Walrus.